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World's Dumbest Criminals

An upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims.

World's Dumbest Criminals is an upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims. If you're keen to hear about the most ridiculous, bizarre and downright stupid crimes and criminals in the world, you've come to the right place!
Latest Episode10/24/2021

Drunk Waterslide Action, Legal Woes of the London Twins, Naked German Unicyclist and More

Season 1, Ep. 10
In this week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about a couple of drunk English people who thought it was a great idea to break into a water park at 2am (it wasn't), the outrageous legal woes of actor twin brothers Jeremy and Jason London, a naked German man unicycling around tourist spots in Thailand and much more.Promo: MurderificSocial MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:Gran And Friend Break Legs On Water Slide After Drunkenly Breaking Into Pool, Jake Massey, Ladbible, Oct 4, 2021. Now the 'idiots' plan to SUE waterpark for breaking their legs on SHUT slides: Drunk duo left with horror injuries after riding blocked-up flume tubes at 2am are now threatening legal action, Stewart Carr, Daily Mail, Oct 6, 2021. Boozy gran who broke legs on waterslide once assaulted police officer after drink-driving, Bradley Jolly, The Mirror, Oct 9, 2021. This Morning fans fume after drunk friends threaten to sue waterpark after breaking legs, Rose Hill, edinburghlive.co.uk, Oct 5, 2021. JASON LONDONBeaten, Arrested And ALLEGEDLY CRAPS HIMSELF, TMZ, Jan 29, 2013. This Is What Jason London Looked Like After He Shit His Pants in the Back of a Cop Car, Max Read, Gawker, Jan 29, 2013. Now he really IS Dazed and Confused! 90s movie star Jason London arrested in drunken fracas after telling cops: 'I'm rich and I'm a famous actor... look me up, b****'!', Chelsea White, Daily Mail, Jan 30, 2013. Jeremy London: I'm Vindicated in Kidnapping Case, Johnny Dodd, Mar 7, 2011. Jeremy London's kidnapper pleads guilty, Kate Ward, ew.com, Mar 7, 2011. Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer, Daily Mail, Jul1, 2009. 5 Daring Crimes (That It Turns Out Never Happened), Jeff Kelly, Cracked.com, Aug 16, 2009. Woman’s attempt to impersonate, take driving test for 73-year-old mother foiled by criminal charge, National Post, Jun 14, 2016. Why It's Unwise to Grow 734 Pot Plants Near Drug Dogs, Newser.com, Dec 6, 2015.
10/24/2021

Drunk Waterslide Action, Legal Woes of the London Twins, Naked German Unicyclist and More

Season 1, Ep. 10
In this week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about a couple of drunk English people who thought it was a great idea to break into a water park at 2am (it wasn't), the outrageous legal woes of actor twin brothers Jeremy and Jason London, a naked German man unicycling around tourist spots in Thailand and much more.Promo: MurderificSocial MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:Gran And Friend Break Legs On Water Slide After Drunkenly Breaking Into Pool, Jake Massey, Ladbible, Oct 4, 2021. Now the 'idiots' plan to SUE waterpark for breaking their legs on SHUT slides: Drunk duo left with horror injuries after riding blocked-up flume tubes at 2am are now threatening legal action, Stewart Carr, Daily Mail, Oct 6, 2021. Boozy gran who broke legs on waterslide once assaulted police officer after drink-driving, Bradley Jolly, The Mirror, Oct 9, 2021. This Morning fans fume after drunk friends threaten to sue waterpark after breaking legs, Rose Hill, edinburghlive.co.uk, Oct 5, 2021. JASON LONDONBeaten, Arrested And ALLEGEDLY CRAPS HIMSELF, TMZ, Jan 29, 2013. This Is What Jason London Looked Like After He Shit His Pants in the Back of a Cop Car, Max Read, Gawker, Jan 29, 2013. Now he really IS Dazed and Confused! 90s movie star Jason London arrested in drunken fracas after telling cops: 'I'm rich and I'm a famous actor... look me up, b****'!', Chelsea White, Daily Mail, Jan 30, 2013. Jeremy London: I'm Vindicated in Kidnapping Case, Johnny Dodd, Mar 7, 2011. Jeremy London's kidnapper pleads guilty, Kate Ward, ew.com, Mar 7, 2011. Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer, Daily Mail, Jul1, 2009. 5 Daring Crimes (That It Turns Out Never Happened), Jeff Kelly, Cracked.com, Aug 16, 2009. Woman’s attempt to impersonate, take driving test for 73-year-old mother foiled by criminal charge, National Post, Jun 14, 2016. Why It's Unwise to Grow 734 Pot Plants Near Drug Dogs, Newser.com, Dec 6, 2015.
10/10/2021

Kidnapping She Wrote, Butt Smugglers, Slapstick Gunplay and more

Season 1, Ep. 9
In this weeks episode Tara talks about a wannabe writer who faked her own kidnapping and blamed it on a black man, people who attempted to smuggle gold into India in an unusual fashion, an Australian woman who tried to steal a huge bong, a wannabe gangster who accidentally shot himself in his crown jewels and much more.Promo: Reverie True CrimeSocial MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:Hannah & The Horrible Hoax, Christina Aliperti, medium.com, Aug 18, 2020. Hannah Potts pleads guilty in abduction hoax, tristatehomepage.com, Apr 28, 2021. Indiana Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping — And Blames The Abduction On A Black Man, Marco Margaritoff, allthatsinteresting.com, Sep 22, 2020. Airport Staff Notices Man ‘Walking Strangely’ — Then Finds Over 2 Pounds Of Gold In His Rectum, Marco Margaritoff, allthatsinteresting.com, Oct 19, 2020. Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes, Yaron Steinbuch, nypost.com, Oct 16, 2020. WA shoplifter caught with bong down her jeans, Nick Pearson, 9news.com.au, Jun 29, 2017. 6 Unlucky Criminals That Met Their Match, clumsycrooks.com. Polyana Viana, UFC fighter, beats up would-be thief in Rio after he tried to rob her using fake gun, abc.net.au, Jan 8, 2019. Afghanistan Taliban commander claims reward for his own capture, bbc.com, Apr 18, 2012. British tourists up before the beak for stealing penguin in Australia, theguardian.com, May 2, 2012.
10/2/2021

Swimming With Crocodiles, Fish Fight Arm Bites, Chuck Norris Beat Down and more

Season 1, Ep. 8
In this weeks episode Tara talks about a Florida Man who broke into a crocodile enclosure for a late night swim with danger, a British career criminal who passed out drunk on the job, a violent altercation over steamed fish in Australia, two idiotic punks who took on Chuck Norris and more.Promo: Mirths and MonstersSocial MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:Florida Man Breaks Into Crocodile Enclosure, Leaves Behind A Pair Of Crocs And A Trail Of Blood, By Caroline Redmond, allthatsinteresting.com, Nov 8, 2018. Florida man wearing Crocs jumps into crocodile pond at Alligator Farm, By Dan Scanlan, jacksonville.com, Nov 6, 2018. ‘Crocodile jumper’ sentenced to year in jail after St. Augustine Alligator Farm escapade, By Dan Scanlan, jacksonville.com, Jan 28, 2019. Burglar drinks himself unconscious after breaking into bar, By Lauren Wise, liverpoolecho.co.uk, Sept 15, 2021. SA Police arrest woman after she allegedly tried to strangle a waiter before biting him in Gouger St, By Meagan Dillon, adelaidenow.com.au, Jun 21, 2017. Fish fury: Adelaide woman Chunping Quan ‘bit and choked waiter’ after row over barramundi meal, court hears, By Andrew Hough, adelaidenow.com.au, Feb 14, 2018. Off the hook: Woman who bit waiter over fish dish acquitted of assault, 9news.com.au, Apr 24, 2018. Two Criminals Once Tried to Rob the Wrong Air Force Veteran, By Blake Stilwell, military.com, 10 Truly Ridiculous Criminal Acts, By Flamehorse, listverse.com, Jul 16, 2010. French robbers pick the wrong McDonald's, By Time Hume and Armelle De Oliveira, edition.cnn.com, Jun 9, 2016. Scottish man Francis Kelly faces trial for feeding sausage roll to horse, news.com.au, Nov 16, 2012.
9/26/2021

The Dumb and Dumber Bandits, Florida Woman Shenanigans, the Hells Angels Attempt to Kill Mick Jagger and more

Season 1, Ep. 7
In today's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about the the Dumb and Dumber Bandits bank robbery, a Florida woman going pants-off banana's at a Waffle House, the Hells Angels attempt to murder Mick Jagger, a Thai man getting unwanted affection in a toilet cubicle and much more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast25 Celebrities Who Were Involved In Bizarre Crimes, By Cracked Plasticians, Cracked, May 7, 2018. BBC: Hells Angels Tried to Kill Mick Jagger, ABC news, Jan 8 2009. Bank robbers got caught up in Vail lifestyle, Don Mitchell, vaildaily.com, Oct 26, 2005. Newcastle's 5 dumbest crimes, Mel McMillan, newcastleherald.com, Aug 31, 2014. Prince is back home at Byron Bay, Northern Star, April 13, 2010. Austrian man fined for farting ‘with full intent’ at police, By Meaghan Wray, Global News, June 16, 2020. Peeping Tom Pokes Head Into Mall Bathroom Stall and Rubs Pooping Man's Leg, Coconuts Bangkok, Sep 13, 2018. Counsellor's advice gets man arrested, iol.co.za, Jul 13, 2005. Florida woman, 38, charged after exposing genitals, dancing around a parking lot NAKED and 'licking the manager's face' a at Waffle House restaurant, By Leah McDonald, Daily Mail, Jan 25, 2019. Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot, Jeff Tavss, local10news.com, Jan 24, 2019. 'Lady, quit stabbing me,' failed burglar cries, By Johnny Johnson, oklahomon.com, April 23, 2008.
9/19/2021

The Swiss Cheese Pervert, Stolen Louis Vuitton Bong, Russian Noise Torture and more

Season 1, Ep. 6
In this weeks episode of World's Dumbest Criminals, Tara talks about the Swiss Cheese Pervert, a somewhat inexplicable home invasion in Australia, a Russian man who ensured his neighbours got virtually no sleep for two years, and the strange legal defence of Sweden's Llama Man.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod aInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastSources:https://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/11/norristowns-swiss-cheese-pervert/ https://www.phillyvoice.com/swiss-cheese-pervert-breaks-his-silence-life-infamy/https://www.inquirer.com/philly/news/20140112__Swiss_cheese_pervert__terrorizes_Mayfair.htmlhttps://www.phillyvoice.com/swiss-cheese-pervert-breaks-his-silence-life-infamy/https://www.oddee.com/russian-man-sentenced-to-prison-for-tormenting-neighbors-with-horse-noises-59596/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bacon-wielding-86-year-old-woman-fights-mugger-iceland-a7145656.htmlhttps://listverse.com/2017/04/12/top-10-bizarre-alibis-criminals-used-to-explain-their-crimes/https://the-riotact.com/fashion-industry-hopeful-accused-of-bizarre-crime-spree-including-theft-of-louis-vuitton-bong/486806https://www.thelocal.se/20120330/39984/https://www.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/gallery/13-welsh-criminals-who-make-6499151
9/12/2021

Ludicrous Burglaries, 9 Felonies in 11 Hours, Brazilian John Lennon Crime Wave and more.

Season 1, Ep. 5
In this weeks episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Podcast, Tara talks about strange and ludicrous burglaries in Australia and England as well as a Ginger felon on a crime spree who racked up 11 felonies on a 9 hour layover in Nashville, the unrelated crimes committed by multiple Brazilian John Lennon's and much more.Show notes:The Craziest Crime Sprees Of All Time, Michael Darling, Ranker.com, June 14, 2019. Weird Crime Wednesday: The epic crime spree of William Todd, ramblingbeachcat.com, April 11, 2012. William Todd Crime Spree: 11 Felonies Racked Up In 9 Hours In Nashville, Cops Say, Andy Campbell, Huffington Post, April 10, 2012. MNPD: Man stole SUV before crashing into Tennessee Department of Corrections building, Yihyun Jeong, The Tennessean, June 8, 2019. Imagine: crime spree in Brazil by John Lennons, The Phuket News, March 1, 2013. A Victorian man has experienced the strangest burglary of all time, news.com.au, Jan 11, 2019. Burglar eats chocolates, washes clothes inside Melbourne home, 9News Staff, 9news.com.au, Jan 9, 2019. Man Enters Woman's Home And Uses Toilet While She Sleeps, Claire Reid, Ladbible, Jul 7, 2021,Mother is woken at 2am by stranger using her upstairs TOILET after he broke into her home through an unlocked door while she slept, Antonia Paget, Daily Mail, Jul 12, 2021. Family cat brings down would-be burglar, Steve Jefferson, wthr.com, Jun 7, 2017. 10 of the strangest crimes ever committed in Scotland, Maddy Searle, inews.co.uk, Jul 16, 2020. New Delhi Man, Rajesh, Allegedly Shoots Waiter For Refusing To Eat Leftovers, David Moye, huffpost.com, Dec 18, 2012. The World’s Dumbest Criminals: 30+ True Stories of the Planet’s Thickest Thieves, Readers Digest Editors, Readers Digest International, Feb 23, 2021.
9/5/2021

Monkey Theft, Florida Mayhem, Tripping Pirates and more

Season 1, Ep. 4
In today's episode Tara talks about a Kiwi guy who tried to steal a monkey from Wellington Zoo to give to his girlfriend for her birthday, a Florida man who went on a crime spree racking up 19 charges in under an hour, an English woman who stole a ferry whilst tripping balls and shouting "I'm Jack Sparrow!" and much more.Sources:Man “High As A Kite” Tries To Steal Monkey From Zoo For Girlfriend — Gets Roughed Up Instead, By Caroline Redmond, allthatsinteresting.com, Sept 10, 2018. ‘I’m gonna get her that monkey’: Man’s outrageous quest for love revealed, By Stephanie Bedo, news.com.au, May 4, 2021. Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow', By Richard Smith, Dailyrecord.co.uk, Sept 21, 2012. Alison Whelan Who Stole Ferry in Devon Shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow!' Jailed, Huffingtonpost.co.uk, Sept 20, 2012. Naked Florida man accused of bizarre crime spree that included trying to kiss elderly woman, Adrienne Cutway, clickorlando.com/news, June 9, 2020. #FloridaMan strips naked at flea market, steals car, breaks into home, rips out mailbox, kisses old lady, gets arrested, By rgarguilo, 96rock.com, June 8, 2020. Mayfield wrestling champ pins down suspected kidnapper at convenience store, By Bethany Brunelle, lcsun-news.com, March 26, 2020. Caught on video: Hero Las Cruces teen wrestling champ stops kidnapping of children, By Associated Press, Kvia.com, March 28,2020. Man who robbed bank wearing pillow case without eye holes arrested after fleeing 'very slowly' then stopping to pat a dog, court hears, By Matt Drake, independent.co.uk, Jan 18, 2020. Actor Aaron Defant Arrested For Heist He Reenacted On TV, Newser.com, May 23, 2012.