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World's Dumbest Criminals

An upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims.

World's Dumbest Criminals is an upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims. If you're keen to hear about the most ridiculous, bizarre and downright stupid crimes and criminals in the world, you've come to the right place!
Latest Episode5/22/2022

Grandpa Thrusty McAssgrind, The Pigeon Fancier Extortionist and more

Season 1, Ep. 32
Episode 32 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a subway pervert in his 80's who liked rubbing his junk against female commuters butts and claiming he didn't do it as he had erectile dysfunction, a German pigeon fancier who tried to extort millions of dollars worth of diamonds from Nestle and planned to use his birds to carry the loot home and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSourceshttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-octogenarian-man-busted-grinding-woman-manhattan-train-20190420-nsu6bxkuhjc5pfkzeqhbsh4svy-story.htmlhttps://www.courant.com/ny-metro-senior-arrested-for-sexual-assaulting-straphanger-20180612-story.htmlhttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-metro-elderly-subway-perv-plea-20181207-story.htmlhttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.htmlhttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579413/Is-Americas-dumbest-criminal-Man-arrested-tried-break-POLICE-STATION.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4862370/Ice-addict-caught-driving-car-drugs-weapons.htmlhttps://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/revealed-the-midlands-dumbest-criminals-6468131https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239828/Dopey-drug-dealer-accidentally-sends-text-message-police-officer-offering-cannabis-sale.html
5/22/2022

Grandpa Thrusty McAssgrind, The Pigeon Fancier Extortionist and more

Season 1, Ep. 32
Episode 32 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a subway pervert in his 80's who liked rubbing his junk against female commuters butts and claiming he didn't do it as he had erectile dysfunction, a German pigeon fancier who tried to extort millions of dollars worth of diamonds from Nestle and planned to use his birds to carry the loot home and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSourceshttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-octogenarian-man-busted-grinding-woman-manhattan-train-20190420-nsu6bxkuhjc5pfkzeqhbsh4svy-story.htmlhttps://www.courant.com/ny-metro-senior-arrested-for-sexual-assaulting-straphanger-20180612-story.htmlhttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-metro-elderly-subway-perv-plea-20181207-story.htmlhttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.htmlhttps://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579413/Is-Americas-dumbest-criminal-Man-arrested-tried-break-POLICE-STATION.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4862370/Ice-addict-caught-driving-car-drugs-weapons.htmlhttps://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/revealed-the-midlands-dumbest-criminals-6468131https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239828/Dopey-drug-dealer-accidentally-sends-text-message-police-officer-offering-cannabis-sale.html
5/8/2022

He Smelled a Rat, Pea-Brained Harassment Campaign, Death-Faking Fraudster

Season 1, Ep. 31
Episode 31 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a restaurant customer in England who went to great lengths to avoid paying for his meal, three Welsh students who harassed a classmate in absurdly creepy ways and a West Virginia woman who faked her own death to avoid jail time on fraud charges.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.vice.com/en/article/xd5evd/a-man-released-a-rat-in-a-restaurant-to-get-out-of-a-725-buffet-bill-and-the-restaurant-owner-called-for-his-death-909https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/23/fraudster-released-rat-in-sunderland-restaurant-to-get-free-mealhttps://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/cctv-footage-shows-moment-sneaky-5386539https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/cctv-incriminates-man-who-released-a-rat-in-order-to-get-out-of-paying-his-dinner-bill/news-story/7ce6cc7390c0db9ac3dccda950be263bhttps://www.northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/15758025.bangor-student-left-traumatised-after-teenage-trio-post-lambs-heart-through-her-letterbox/https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/bangor-students-trio-terrified-victim-12519717https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9223839/West-Virginia-woman-tried-fake-death-gets-extra-year-prison.htmlhttps://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/julie-wheeler-husband-faked-cliff-death-avoid-prisonhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-sentenced-prison-helping-wife-fake-her-own-death-avoid-n1263189https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdwv/pr/raleigh-county-woman-sentenced-total-54-months-prison-conspiracy-obstruct-justice-and-0https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-19346421https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/gauteng/auto-lock-ruins-would-be-thiefs-plan-1748510#.VBAQnMKwKjwhttps://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2012/11/man_arrested_following_dna_tes/
5/1/2022

The King of Chavs, The Crimes of Canuck the Crow and more

Season 1, Ep. 30
Episode 30 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a petty criminal who won millions of pounds in the lottery. Rather than letting go of his criminal past, he just found new and more laughable ways to break the law. It also covers the repeat offending of Canuck the crow, who was infamous in Canada for harassing people and disrupting crime scenes and much more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8402541/how-national-lottery-lout-michael-carroll-blew-9-7m-pounds/http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8692475.stmhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/michael-carroll-lottery-works-cookie-factory_n_3568198https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/lotto-lout-jailed-for-nine-months-7472792https://lotteryngo.com/lottery-winners/michael-carroll/https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/jun/29/ukcrime.lotteryhttps://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/10m-lottery-winner-says-liverpool-17267605https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/sex-party-lotto-winner-remarries-25177505https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/world-famous-crow-attacks-canada-post-carrier-gets-mail-delivery-cancelled-to-vancouver-street?fbclid=IwAR1oXeERqhKtEQ3fEiMokkw7omjKYGZxS4FU3t_eeqL59IfCwKOG6lj8POQhttps://www.audubon.org/news/the-misadventures-canuck-worlds-most-infamous-crowhttps://people.com/crime/dog-leaves-unusual-stain-on-miami-mans-shirt-helping-police-connect-him-to-alleged-armed-robbery/https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republic-of-ireland/irelands-dumbest-thieves-leave-trail-of-sweets-28568580.html
4/17/2022

Britain's Dumbest Thief, Fake Police Lights and more

Season 1, Ep. 29
Episode 29 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a thief who was recognised on CCTV footage during his latest robbery due to his star turn on Britain's Dumbest Criminals for the one before, a drug dealing escort who was caught trafficking meth and ecstasy after using fake police lights to get to a court appearance on time and much more.Promo: Unforbidden TruthSocial MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.pressreader.com/canada/calgary-herald/20120512/282020439323037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0a4qND_L68https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5209953/Dopey-criminal-jailed-caught-CCTV.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3342238/He-s-tight-spot-Bungling-thief-filmed-stealing-Porsche-Boxster-crashing-getting-trapped-inside.htmlhttps://trooperuk.wordpress.com/2008/10/20/uks-worst-teen-thug-is-jailed-at-last/http://www.gloucesterreview.co.uk/article.cfm?id=101501&headline=%E2%80%98Excellent%20piece%20of%20police%20work%E2%80%99%20catches%20burglar§ionIs=news&searchyear=2015https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4917050/Drug-dealer-caught-using-fake-police-lights-car.htmlhttps://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/law-order/bungling-drug-dealer-ebony-lerra-hollandharris-used-fake-police-lights-to-get-to-court/news-story/6c6b54c9f6fe734d6218ce85ce058bd6Dm 27/09/17https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2018/05/08/the-latest-nomination-for-sas-dumbest-criminals-is-a-real-gem/https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/dude-takes-too-many-viagra-goes-on-naked-poo-throwing-airport-rampage/https://www.asiaone.com/print/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Asian%2BOpinions/Story/A1Story20100629-224383.html
4/3/2022

Back to School For Insta Likes, Sexy Traffic Cone and More

Season 1, Ep. 27
Episode 27 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a 28 year old woman who posed as a student at a Miami high school in a unfathomable attempt to get more Instagram followers, an English guy with a habit of having vigorous sex with inanimate objects and himself in public places and much more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9570793/Woman-28-charged-sneaking-high-school-try-kids-follow-Instagram.htmlhttps://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/05/11/woman-trespasses-miami-high-school-and-poses-as-student-in-order-to-gain-instagram-followers/https://www.newsweek.com/woman-pretended-high-school-student-gain-instagram-followers-1590942https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/dekalb-officer-accused-of-posting-nude-photos-of-fellow-female-officer-on-social-media/485327345/https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/12/audrey-francisquini-instagram-miami-student/https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-found-half-naked-trying-16992522https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/pervert-caught-having-sex-traffic-20645313https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/what-happened-man-caught-trying-17138758https://historycollection.com/7-mind-numbingly-dumb-criminals/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6905853/Australias-dumbest-criminal-Man-leaves-birth-certificate-attempted-robbery.html?fbclid=IwAR3YB_KbIwffzn9izpTD0-rKNZSb-u1kWkdkFdVotYr06uaN165-Jm2itf0http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/methamphetamine/trouser-press-380946
3/27/2022

The Pervy Pool Cleaner, The Michael Jordon Twin Lawsuit and more

Season 1, Ep. 26
Episode 26 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pool cleaning pervert who was jailed for sexting after harassing multiple women with dick pics and jizz videos, a man who sued Michael Jordon because he claimed he bore a striking resemblance to the basketball great which had ruined his life, and much more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Infernal Souls and Eternal AssholesSources:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10193719/Depraved-sexter-charged-assault-town-terrorised-20-years-ago.html 15/11/21https://www.9news.com.au/national/nsw-sexter-has-jail-term-slashed/40a0fd1d-33bd-48fb-b2a9-649644d09b85https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2751716/If-look-word-depraved-entry-Peter-Sheather-Pool-cleaner-Sydneys-rich-man-NSW-jailed-sexting.html Sept 11,2014https://www.cbsnews.com/news/get-an-earring-join-the-lawsuit/https://www.loweringthebar.net/2006/08/identical_twin_.htmlhttps://ihsvoice.com/2015/11/18/heckled-by-heckard/https://www.ladbible.com/news/footballer-takes-out-insurance-on-bmw-after-crash-20220224https://www.rollonfriday.com/node/96420https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/man-tries-to-sneak-boa-constrictor-onto-plane-by-hiding-it-in-his-pants-1978322