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World's Dumbest Criminals

An upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims.

World's Dumbest Criminals is an upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims. If you're keen to hear about the most ridiculous, bizarre and downright stupid crimes and criminals in the world, you've come to the right place!
Latest Episode11/27/2022

Lake Worth Cookie Monster

Season 1, Ep. 46
Episode 46 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the many trials and few tribulations of a young woman the media nicknamed Cookie Monster. She became infamous in her teens when she and a mate robbed a 9 year old Girl Scout outside a Winn-Dixie supermarket in Lake Worth, Florida. Cookie Monster went on to commit a lot more dumb crimes and claimed any punishment she received was unfair, even though it was always laughably light.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddax7FwGI3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7sgM-od2GEhttps://www.wflx.com/story/7897972/allege-girl-scout-thief-in-trouble-again/https://www.wpbf.com/article/teens-unremorseful-after-stealing-from-girl-scout/1168148https://www.corrections1.com/corrections/articles/cookie-monster-faces-judge-on-alleged-probation-violations-B2Bym94Pw0lpN7yZ/https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2010/12/02/cookie-monster-gets-no/7585189007/https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2009/12/16/judge-denies-bid-to-release/7488539007/https://www.lancs.live/news/drug-peddling-brothers-locked-up-11389487https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brothers-who-mocked-judge-over-7380922https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/26/drug-dealing-brothers-jailed-after-mocking-judge-on-facebookhttps://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667https://www.deccanherald.com/national/north-and-central/uttar-pradesh-man-posts-wifes-bathing-pics-on-facebook-to-increase-followers-1141529.htmlhttps://www.timesnownews.com/mirror-now/crime/up-man-leaks-wifes-bathing-video-online-to-attract-more-followers-on-social-media-in-firozabad-article-93965959https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vain-scots-knife-killer-gets-27452792?_ga=2.108983554.1438763905.1668740094-1036775092.1656209975
11/27/2022

Lake Worth Cookie Monster

Season 1, Ep. 46
Episode 46 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the many trials and few tribulations of a young woman the media nicknamed Cookie Monster. She became infamous in her teens when she and a mate robbed a 9 year old Girl Scout outside a Winn-Dixie supermarket in Lake Worth, Florida. Cookie Monster went on to commit a lot more dumb crimes and claimed any punishment she received was unfair, even though it was always laughably light.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddax7FwGI3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7sgM-od2GEhttps://www.wflx.com/story/7897972/allege-girl-scout-thief-in-trouble-again/https://www.wpbf.com/article/teens-unremorseful-after-stealing-from-girl-scout/1168148https://www.corrections1.com/corrections/articles/cookie-monster-faces-judge-on-alleged-probation-violations-B2Bym94Pw0lpN7yZ/https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2010/12/02/cookie-monster-gets-no/7585189007/https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2009/12/16/judge-denies-bid-to-release/7488539007/https://www.lancs.live/news/drug-peddling-brothers-locked-up-11389487https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brothers-who-mocked-judge-over-7380922https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/26/drug-dealing-brothers-jailed-after-mocking-judge-on-facebookhttps://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667https://www.deccanherald.com/national/north-and-central/uttar-pradesh-man-posts-wifes-bathing-pics-on-facebook-to-increase-followers-1141529.htmlhttps://www.timesnownews.com/mirror-now/crime/up-man-leaks-wifes-bathing-video-online-to-attract-more-followers-on-social-media-in-firozabad-article-93965959https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vain-scots-knife-killer-gets-27452792?_ga=2.108983554.1438763905.1668740094-1036775092.1656209975
11/13/2022

How Not to Pick Up Women, Ladder Man

Season 1, Ep. 45
Episode 45 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Hong Kong man who teaches a course on how to dominate women but preyed on the men who signed up for the course, blackmailing them into paying him more money, the legendary Aussie Ladder Man - who was arrested for stealing a ladder and went on to give one of the most ridiculous and tangential police interviewers ever recorded.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: PNW Haunts & HomicidesSources:https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-and-crime/article/3174951/devil-details-hong-kong-online-dating-coach-arrestedhttps://hongkonglondongold.wordpress.com/2018/01/24/%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C-chau-kin-hei-%E8%A9%90%E9%A8%99%E3%80%81%E7%BA%8F%E6%93%BE%E3%80%81%E6%81%90%E5%9A%87/https://katouotome.com/2017/05/09/ray-chau-%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C/https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/pick-up-artist-professor-devil-arrested-for-using-unfair-trade-practices-to-sell-online-dating-classes/https://www.thestandard.com.hk/section-news/section/11/240992/Customs-nabs-'Professor-Devil'-over-online-dating-techniqueshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLrOGDAxJ2ghttps://podcasts.apple.com/gh/podcast/the-snake-and-the-ladderman/id1501054880?i=1000489146081https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-woman-grabs-armed-robbers-testicles-after-he-breaks-into-her-home-20210809https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/four-years-jail-for-bungling-car-892034https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/vatican-museum-tourist-smashes-statues/index.htmlhttps://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667
10/23/2022

She Licked a Lot of People, He Ruined Our Dinner

Season 1, Ep. 44
Episode 44 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida politician who had to resign from her position after her habit of groping and licking the faces of male colleagues was brought to light, an English mother and daughter whose lovely day at the seaside was ruined by a local man's bizarre campaign of lewd behaviour towards them and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Ignorance Was BlissSources:https://heavy.com/news/2019/02/nancy-oakley/https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-repeatedly-whacks-penis-car-13023306https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/drunk-whacked-penis-womens-car-14982844?_ga=2.27866175.2039425676.1665450543-1036775092.1656209975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0Mhttps://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/hendras-dan-mcconnell-chases-down-man-clad-only-in-undies-after-man-allegedly-crashes-into-his-mates-store/news-story/4784bc13bcce9481d4edb27cd2262bc1https://www.9news.com.au/national/brisbane-man-chases-down-alleged-drunk-driver-in-underpants/7b9f1fdf-7386-48c3-8f4c-744b51b3690ahttps://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/15-minutes-aussiest-interview-ever-daniel-mcconnell/https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-arrested-after-allowing-his-dog-to-drive-his-car-20220907https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/laser-beam-attack-police-helicopter-19566324https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/bad-blood-bangkok-women-feud-over-parking-space-with-poop-menstrual-pad/
10/16/2022

Too Polite To Be Guilty, An Unlikely Defence, No More Sexy Grannies

Season 1, Ep. 43
Episode 43 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an American bank robber who claimed he wasn't guilty because he asked for the money politely, an Aussie with a long criminal record who assaulted a woman, abused the police and cut the roof of his sedan to make it into a convertible apparently all because he was grieving the death of his mother in law and Gambia's plan to create laws to reduce sex-upped granny tourists.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Crome of the ArtsSources:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-bank-robber-dominyk-antonio-alfonseca-denies-crime-because-he-n355416https://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-bank-robber-who-was-polite-about-it-pleads-guilty/https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-mondayhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/06/video-of-robbery-on-instagram/70916846/https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-mondayhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9534561/Glenelg-Adelaide-Hyundai-sedan-ROOF-cut-turn-convertible-mocked.html 12/05/21https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-sa/joshua-dean-mathews-blames-motherinlaws-death-for-turning-his-car-into-convertible-abusing-police-and-stealing-a-pram/news-story/fb344398b50265a556c3cfe38fd1788dhttps://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/joshua-dean-mathews-man-who-cut-off-roof-of-standard-car-to-turn-it-into-convertible-admits-stealing-pram/news-story/e23fd9b939da9490735c6336639b485bhttps://soranews24.com/2022/10/06/bomb-squad-in-japan-summoned-to-take-care-of-abandoned-briefcase-full-of-adult-toys/https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/lawyers-pants-catch-on-fire-in-courthttps://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2021/02/16/florida-lawyer-whose-pants-caught-fire-charged-with-cocaine-possession/https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/burglar-justin-stansfield-left-false-7293795
10/9/2022

Probably Coke, Tesco Rampage

Season 1, Ep. 42
Episode 42 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a drug smoking, samurai sword wearing, martial arts knowing, credit card stealing, car boosting, arrest resisting, rollerblade enthusiast from Iowa, a Manchester woman with a penchant for going on feral rampages at Tesco and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Forgotten AustraliaSources:https://www.thegazette.com/crime-courts/police-say-man-arrested-in-tiffin-was-carrying-sword-guitar-flask-of-cocaine/https://www.thegazette.com/2011/05/03/iowa-city-man-arrested-for-carrying-sword-in-pedmall/https://www.1630kcjj.com/2022/05/04/iowa-city-man-facing-charges-after-alleged-bike-theft-on-ui-campus/https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bizarre-tesco-rampage-leaves-woman-19216055https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/02/12/iowa-city-police-transient-assaults-fellow-inmate-during-video-visitation/5419499/https://www.thegazette.com/2012/01/11/man-arrested-after-gas-drive-off-in-stolen-car/https://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/08/marijuana_charges_dropped_against_ronald_mcdonald.php/https://www.foxnews.com/story/wisconsin-woman-calls-911-to-report-herself-as-drunk-driverhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/01/two-men-arrested-india-aladdin-lamp-conhttps://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna20955347
9/25/2022

Get In the Car, Burger King Ballin'

Season 1, Ep. 41
Episode 41 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Kiwi dude who seemed to be going for a world record by sexually harassing as many woman and girls as possible in two and a half hours,a pair of Houston thieves who took pictures and shot video of themselves boasting about what they'd pinched on the stolen iPad, which then automatically uploaded them to the victims iCloud account and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Music City 911Sourceshttps://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/man-on-sexual-assault-stalking-and-nuisance-charges/6SLZ3BXPO7AQ37BX2FRP443N4E/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4968330/Man-sexually-assaulted-seven-women-Redcliffe-walks-free.htmlhttps://www.9news.com.au/national/man-sentenced-over-bizarre-brisbane-stalking/3138faeb-91b9-49d2-96b2-88a8c8371b7ahttps://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.phphttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2920260/Grinning-iPad-thieves-inadvertently-Burger-King-selfie-automatically-posted-Cloud.htmlhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/texas-iclods-convicted-786451https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.phphttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/texas-ipad-thieves-arrested-906541https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11036271/Crook-RETURNS-watch-stunned-tourist-robbing-gunpoint-Italian-restaurant.htmlhttps://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/dopey-criminal-uses-worlds-worst-5003259https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5896877/Man-27-charged-sexting-police-phone-sending-pictures-performing-sex-act.html
9/18/2022

Stepfather of the Year, the Dog Poop Bomber, the Identity Swap Murder

Season 1, Ep. 40
Episode 40 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who delighted in secretly doing things to mess with his families heads – including replacing his stepson’s psychiatric medication with laxatives, a guy who created a homemade dog poo bomb to get revenge on a former friend, an Indian woman who killed her husband, then consensually disfigured her lover with acid so he could steal his identity and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: True Crime BnBSources:https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article265672766.htmlhttps://flaglerlive.com/153141/ripple-laxative/https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-man-jailed-after-replacing-childs-medication-with-laxatives-20220912https://www.outkick.com/florida-man-sentenced-to-prison-for-replacing-stepsons-medication-with-laxatives/https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/05/portland-man-created-dog-poop-filled-bomb-because-he-was-mad-at-ex-friend-court-papers-say.htmlhttps://globalnews.ca/news/5858864/oregon-man-dog-poop-bomb/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7J2izJ51Gwhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179011/Acid-burns-man-helped-lover-kill-husband.htmlhttps://www.news18.com/news/india/mutton-soup-exposes-telangana-womans-chilling-murder-and-cover-up-plot-1602513.html 13/12/17https://gulfnews.com/world/asia/india/family-slams-doors-shut-after-woman-accused-in-husbands-murder-gets-bail-1.2258142https://www.gdnonline.com/Details/298467/Mutton-soup-murder-SHOCKING-new-details-emerge-in-sensational-casepic.twitter.com/vexMsneD4Ahttps://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hyderabad/night-of-horror-before-mutton-soup-gave-away-murder-plot/articleshow/62091891.cmshttps://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/indian-woman-arrested-over-alleged-plot-to-replace-husband-with-her-lover/bgg2ec1cohttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5170975/Wife-kills-husband-bizarre-Face-murder-plot.htmlhttps://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/explosive-moment-which-stopped-couples-sex-act-on-bus/news-story/6c855d4ad53e3b7f749bb53aba37ea27https://www.scotsman.com/news/dumb-thief-left-trail-footprints-his-door-897455https://www.ladbible.com/news/heroin-dealers-ringtone-says-hello-its-your-drug-dealer-20220623