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World's Dumbest Criminals

An upbeat podcast about deadbeat crims.


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  • 67. What Social Media Giveth, Social Media Taketh Away

    23:09||Season 1, Ep. 67
    Episode 67 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Washington police officer who posted a video on Tik Tok bragging about being above the law and making up false charges against motorists, and a baby faced burglar and aspiring rapper from England, who was jailed after boasting about his crimes in raps he posted online.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/gold-coast/inside-nightclub-sin-city-usher-usain-bolt-amber-heard-craziness/news-story/ae14e0e784325d37b6612b7f61105e07https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/kicked-out-clubber-rescued-vent-5008251https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/breanna-strauss-federal-way-police-tiktok-b2168082.htmlhttps://pinacnews.com/index.php/2022/09/14/watch-washington-cop-suspended-after-posting-video-bragging-she-is-above-the-law/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8icJ-6AzsEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83iNW-l4PTkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxykMZQJ08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F5xAH3ygy4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6xThHxehUhttps://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/burglar-escaped-from-police-in-handcuffs-then-used-bolt-croppers-to-free-himself-3325514https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/19916752.dylan-mcewan-seacroft-jailed-boasting-crimes-online/https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/nt/not-the-sharpest-crim-in-the-dock-ng-17875a5544e05d911476273e067e5ffahttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5756713/Police-final-word-woman-trolled-Facebook-getting-away-shes-arrested.htmls

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  • 66. The Imperfect Crime

    24:40||Season 1, Ep. 66
    Episode 66 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Texas couple who came up with the most truly absurd insurance fraud scheme, in order to pocket some life insurance money and prevent the husband from going to prison. This case has body snatching, a faked car accident, some epic gaslighting and the worst disguise you will ever hear of.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalshttps://www.oxygen.com/accident-suicide-or-murder/crime-news/molly-and-clayton-daniels-staged-car-accident-to-fake-death“Grave Danger” episode of Forensic Fileshttps://www.mrt.com/news/article/Wife-says-she-selected-corpse-in-fake-death-scheme-7693019.phphttps://forensicfilesnow.com/index.php/tag/clay-daniels/https://thecinemaholic.com/where-are-fraudsters-molly-and-clayton-daniels-now/https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/woman-arrested-after-calling-cops-to-report-fire-in-her-crotch/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhZbH9i6jw audio starts around 50 seconds.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/fiery-pussy-911-call-916372 23/9/20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP21SD5KyoE&t=2shttps://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/south-fulton-county/my-bad-mom-suspect-in-burglary-chase-talks-to-channel-2-from-police-car/686385394/https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/poo-time-tinder-terrors-revenge-porn-threats/news-story/7182e6894ead79f3613ad30869d9f241
  • 65. Alabama Meth Squirrel

    27:03||Season 1, Ep. 65
    Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who authorities said kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed meth to in order to keep it aggressive.Although he did keep a squirrel as a pet, he denied feeding it drugs or training it to attack and said the squirrel was just an asshole.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSourceshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191361/Wanted-Alabama-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-chase.htmlwww.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9EdSRtCFshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlIhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386https://www.waaytv.com/news/a-squirrel-on-meth-that-scares-the-fire-out-of-me-attack-squirrel-saga-gets/article_bdda954e-7a20-11ec-8e1a-d37f1ec39518.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlIhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/20/police-called-it-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-an-alabama-fugitive-says-its-his-beloved-pet/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q&t=5shttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/alabama-mans-trial-keeping-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-delayed-rcna13654https://original.newsbreak.com/@april-killian-1599867/2753904963697-where-are-they-now-alabama-meth-squirrelhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-accused-feeding-meth-squirrel-arrested-n1024801https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/south/vincenzo-martino-jailed-for-firebombing-car-at-happy-valley-over-drug-debt/news-story/c51e3f5e4aa70b7cbba6bd4813ed79b8https://www.thesun.ie/news/2490998/irelands-dumbest-criminal-held-up-donegal-restaurant-and-then-tried-to-escape-by-jumping-through-window-but-glass-didnt-smash/
  • The Choreographer, the Critic and the Dachshund

    27:50|
    Episode 64 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a German choreographer who got so outraged that a female critic gave one of his works a bad review, that he confronted her at the Hanover Opera House and smeared his dachshunds feaces on her face.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSourceshttps://www.pajiba.com/miscellaneous/german-ballet-director-fired-for-rubbing-dog-feces-on-face-of-critic.phphttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incidenthttps://www.dancemagazine.com/marco-goecke-attack/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/16/arts/dance/goecke-dog-feces-critic.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Goeckehttps://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/14/opinions/ballet-director-feces-attack-sexism-filipovic-ctrp/index.htmlhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incidenthttps://www.ndr.de/kultur/buehne/Kritikerin-Huester-nach-Attacke-durch-Goecke-War-in-Schockstarre,huester100.htmlhttps://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/british-columbia/2023/9/13/1_6560692.amp.htmlhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/236875/norwegian-'dwarf'-hits-the-road-againhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558223/10-year-old-boy-steals-parents-car-visit-grandparents-tells-police-dwarf-forgot-drivers-license.html
  • 63. The Duelling 911 Calls

    29:16||Season 1, Ep. 63
    Episode 63 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from the resident, who had just returned home and was also calling 911. As well as an English woman who went on the dark web and payed someone she thought was a hitman to kill her co-worker after a brief fling in a frozen food factory went sour.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Firebreathing KittensSources:https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/dueling-911-caller-arrested-in-washington/https://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/08/portland_bank_robbery_suspect.htmlhttps://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2011/03/intruder_calls_police_on_homeo.htmlhttps://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/04/man_who_called_9-1-1_after_bre.htmlhttps://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=3488&ARC=10337https://www.chronline.com/stories/portland-intruder-who-called-police-on-himself-arrested-for-shoplifting-in-chehalis,167375https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/south-australias-10-dumbest-crimes-of-2022-revealed/news-story/739d6959b316e229b5f5853c72dd9aaahttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highwayhttps://www.ladbible.com/news/helen-hewlett-trial-20000-pounds-hire-hitman-lover-paul-belton-791829-20230126
  • 62. A Sexual Offender “of High Moral Standards, Strong Values and Decency”

    25:41||Season 1, Ep. 62
    Episode 62 is about an IT worker who groped and ejaculated on women minding their own business in public in Melbourne, but don't worry - apparently he just didn't realise that was frowned upon here.Promo: The Murder Squad by Michael Adams.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalshttps://www.perthnow.com.au/news/crime/sex-offenders-disgusting-public-acts-c-3411033https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/serial-public-masturbator-muhammad-khan-sentenced-for-his-crimes/news-story/d93f925e51760edb3d074585502bb9c2https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-27/public-masturbator-avoids-jail-after-assaulting-women/100325876https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/no-jail-for-man-who-sexually-assaulted-four-women-in-public-places-20210720-p58bcv.htmlhttps://www.heraldsun.com.au/breaking-news/more-charges-for-melbourne-man-who-allegedly-assaulted-woman-at-festivals-and-on-trams/news-story/9ceeba3c6e8f8a9847995dcd7d93a095https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Audio-Man-arrested-after-asking-police-how-much-996669.phphttps://www.ems1.com/911-misuse/articles/woman-calls-911-with-chinese-food-complaint-DB8PidufEFnHa7On/https://www.wfmj.com/story/29852650/alliance-woman-sentenced-for-calling-restaurant-complaint-into-911https://www.wisn.com/article/man-calls-911-because-of-snoring-woman-in-his-bed/6318426#:~:text=WAUKESHA%2C%20Wis.%20%E2%80%94,%22Um%2C%20just%20a%20girl.
  • 61. Robber Injures His Scrotum, Tries To Sue Shop Owner For Damages

    23:46||Season 1, Ep. 61
    Episode 61 is about a burglar in Ireland who injured his scrotum while robbing a supermarket and then tried to sue the the shop owner for damages, a playa who mugged a woman and then forced her to friend him on Facebook, so he could hit on her and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsSources:https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/burglar-sues-stunned-shop-owner-after-he-injured-scrotum-in-raid/36470904.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5257813/Burglar-injured-genitals-sues-shopkeeper-damages.htmlhttps://www.rte.ie/radio/radio1/clips/21296636/https://www.joe.ie/news/convicted-burglar-attempting-sue-shopkeeper-injuring-genitals-break-612167https://www.wishtv.com/news/crime-watch-8/barricaded-suspect-surrenders-after-2-men-shot-1-hit-with-brick-on-indys-near-southeast-side/https://drgnews.com/2023/05/17/a-drunk-driver-tried-to-switch-places-with-his-dog/https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/springfield-dui-arrest-dog-drivers-seat/73-40dbb4b0-38af-4b1d-91e7-3b096d918c38https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12232491/Criminal-befriends-woman-Facebook-asks-robbing-gunpoint.htmlhttps://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/crime/indianapolis-woman-robbed-at-gunpoint-then-asked-out-by-robber-on-social-mediahttps://www.newser.com/story/331628/finch-smuggling-kingpin-arrested-due-to-hair-curlers.html