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Alabama Meth Squirrel

Season 1, Ep. 65
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Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who authorities said kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed meth to in order to keep it aggressive.

Although he did keep a squirrel as a pet, he denied feeding it drugs or training it to attack and said the squirrel was just an asshole.



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Sources

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191361/Wanted-Alabama-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-chase.html

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9EdSRtCFs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlI

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386

https://www.waaytv.com/news/a-squirrel-on-meth-that-scares-the-fire-out-of-me-attack-squirrel-saga-gets/article_bdda954e-7a20-11ec-8e1a-d37f1ec39518.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlI

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/20/police-called-it-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-an-alabama-fugitive-says-its-his-beloved-pet/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q&t=5s

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/alabama-mans-trial-keeping-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-delayed-rcna13654

https://original.newsbreak.com/@april-killian-1599867/2753904963697-where-are-they-now-alabama-meth-squirrel

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-accused-feeding-meth-squirrel-arrested-n1024801

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/south/vincenzo-martino-jailed-for-firebombing-car-at-happy-valley-over-drug-debt/news-story/c51e3f5e4aa70b7cbba6bd4813ed79b8

https://www.thesun.ie/news/2490998/irelands-dumbest-criminal-held-up-donegal-restaurant-and-then-tried-to-escape-by-jumping-through-window-but-glass-didnt-smash/

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