World's Dumbest Criminals

11/13/2022

How Not to Pick Up Women, Ladder Man

Season 1, Ep. 45
Episode 45 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Hong Kong man who teaches a course on how to dominate women but preyed on the men who signed up for the course, blackmailing them into paying him more money, the legendary Aussie Ladder Man - who was arrested for stealing a ladder and went on to give one of the most ridiculous and tangential police interviewers ever recorded.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: PNW Haunts & HomicidesSources:https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-and-crime/article/3174951/devil-details-hong-kong-online-dating-coach-arrestedhttps://hongkonglondongold.wordpress.com/2018/01/24/%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C-chau-kin-hei-%E8%A9%90%E9%A8%99%E3%80%81%E7%BA%8F%E6%93%BE%E3%80%81%E6%81%90%E5%9A%87/https://katouotome.com/2017/05/09/ray-chau-%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C/https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/pick-up-artist-professor-devil-arrested-for-using-unfair-trade-practices-to-sell-online-dating-classes/https://www.thestandard.com.hk/section-news/section/11/240992/Customs-nabs-'Professor-Devil'-over-online-dating-techniqueshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLrOGDAxJ2ghttps://podcasts.apple.com/gh/podcast/the-snake-and-the-ladderman/id1501054880?i=1000489146081https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-woman-grabs-armed-robbers-testicles-after-he-breaks-into-her-home-20210809https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/four-years-jail-for-bungling-car-892034https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/vatican-museum-tourist-smashes-statues/index.htmlhttps://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667
10/23/2022

She Licked a Lot of People, He Ruined Our Dinner

Season 1, Ep. 44
Episode 44 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida politician who had to resign from her position after her habit of groping and licking the faces of male colleagues was brought to light, an English mother and daughter whose lovely day at the seaside was ruined by a local man's bizarre campaign of lewd behaviour towards them and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Ignorance Was BlissSources:https://heavy.com/news/2019/02/nancy-oakley/https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-repeatedly-whacks-penis-car-13023306https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/drunk-whacked-penis-womens-car-14982844?_ga=2.27866175.2039425676.1665450543-1036775092.1656209975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0Mhttps://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/hendras-dan-mcconnell-chases-down-man-clad-only-in-undies-after-man-allegedly-crashes-into-his-mates-store/news-story/4784bc13bcce9481d4edb27cd2262bc1https://www.9news.com.au/national/brisbane-man-chases-down-alleged-drunk-driver-in-underpants/7b9f1fdf-7386-48c3-8f4c-744b51b3690ahttps://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/15-minutes-aussiest-interview-ever-daniel-mcconnell/https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-arrested-after-allowing-his-dog-to-drive-his-car-20220907https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/laser-beam-attack-police-helicopter-19566324https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/bad-blood-bangkok-women-feud-over-parking-space-with-poop-menstrual-pad/
10/16/2022

Too Polite To Be Guilty, An Unlikely Defence, No More Sexy Grannies

Season 1, Ep. 43
Episode 43 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an American bank robber who claimed he wasn't guilty because he asked for the money politely, an Aussie with a long criminal record who assaulted a woman, abused the police and cut the roof of his sedan to make it into a convertible apparently all because he was grieving the death of his mother in law and Gambia's plan to create laws to reduce sex-upped granny tourists.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Crome of the ArtsSources:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-bank-robber-dominyk-antonio-alfonseca-denies-crime-because-he-n355416https://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-bank-robber-who-was-polite-about-it-pleads-guilty/https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-mondayhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/06/video-of-robbery-on-instagram/70916846/https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-mondayhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9534561/Glenelg-Adelaide-Hyundai-sedan-ROOF-cut-turn-convertible-mocked.html 12/05/21https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-sa/joshua-dean-mathews-blames-motherinlaws-death-for-turning-his-car-into-convertible-abusing-police-and-stealing-a-pram/news-story/fb344398b50265a556c3cfe38fd1788dhttps://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/joshua-dean-mathews-man-who-cut-off-roof-of-standard-car-to-turn-it-into-convertible-admits-stealing-pram/news-story/e23fd9b939da9490735c6336639b485bhttps://soranews24.com/2022/10/06/bomb-squad-in-japan-summoned-to-take-care-of-abandoned-briefcase-full-of-adult-toys/https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/lawyers-pants-catch-on-fire-in-courthttps://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2021/02/16/florida-lawyer-whose-pants-caught-fire-charged-with-cocaine-possession/https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/burglar-justin-stansfield-left-false-7293795
10/9/2022

Probably Coke, Tesco Rampage

Season 1, Ep. 42
Episode 42 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a drug smoking, samurai sword wearing, martial arts knowing, credit card stealing, car boosting, arrest resisting, rollerblade enthusiast from Iowa, a Manchester woman with a penchant for going on feral rampages at Tesco and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Forgotten AustraliaSources:https://www.thegazette.com/crime-courts/police-say-man-arrested-in-tiffin-was-carrying-sword-guitar-flask-of-cocaine/https://www.thegazette.com/2011/05/03/iowa-city-man-arrested-for-carrying-sword-in-pedmall/https://www.1630kcjj.com/2022/05/04/iowa-city-man-facing-charges-after-alleged-bike-theft-on-ui-campus/https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bizarre-tesco-rampage-leaves-woman-19216055https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/02/12/iowa-city-police-transient-assaults-fellow-inmate-during-video-visitation/5419499/https://www.thegazette.com/2012/01/11/man-arrested-after-gas-drive-off-in-stolen-car/https://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/08/marijuana_charges_dropped_against_ronald_mcdonald.php/https://www.foxnews.com/story/wisconsin-woman-calls-911-to-report-herself-as-drunk-driverhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/01/two-men-arrested-india-aladdin-lamp-conhttps://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna20955347
9/25/2022

Get In the Car, Burger King Ballin'

Season 1, Ep. 41
Episode 41 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Kiwi dude who seemed to be going for a world record by sexually harassing as many woman and girls as possible in two and a half hours,a pair of Houston thieves who took pictures and shot video of themselves boasting about what they'd pinched on the stolen iPad, which then automatically uploaded them to the victims iCloud account and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Music City 911Sourceshttps://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/man-on-sexual-assault-stalking-and-nuisance-charges/6SLZ3BXPO7AQ37BX2FRP443N4E/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4968330/Man-sexually-assaulted-seven-women-Redcliffe-walks-free.htmlhttps://www.9news.com.au/national/man-sentenced-over-bizarre-brisbane-stalking/3138faeb-91b9-49d2-96b2-88a8c8371b7ahttps://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.phphttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2920260/Grinning-iPad-thieves-inadvertently-Burger-King-selfie-automatically-posted-Cloud.htmlhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/texas-iclods-convicted-786451https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.phphttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/texas-ipad-thieves-arrested-906541https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11036271/Crook-RETURNS-watch-stunned-tourist-robbing-gunpoint-Italian-restaurant.htmlhttps://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/dopey-criminal-uses-worlds-worst-5003259https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5896877/Man-27-charged-sexting-police-phone-sending-pictures-performing-sex-act.html
9/18/2022

Stepfather of the Year, the Dog Poop Bomber, the Identity Swap Murder

Season 1, Ep. 40
Episode 40 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who delighted in secretly doing things to mess with his families heads – including replacing his stepson’s psychiatric medication with laxatives, a guy who created a homemade dog poo bomb to get revenge on a former friend, an Indian woman who killed her husband, then consensually disfigured her lover with acid so he could steal his identity and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: True Crime BnBSources:https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article265672766.htmlhttps://flaglerlive.com/153141/ripple-laxative/https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-man-jailed-after-replacing-childs-medication-with-laxatives-20220912https://www.outkick.com/florida-man-sentenced-to-prison-for-replacing-stepsons-medication-with-laxatives/https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/05/portland-man-created-dog-poop-filled-bomb-because-he-was-mad-at-ex-friend-court-papers-say.htmlhttps://globalnews.ca/news/5858864/oregon-man-dog-poop-bomb/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7J2izJ51Gwhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179011/Acid-burns-man-helped-lover-kill-husband.htmlhttps://www.news18.com/news/india/mutton-soup-exposes-telangana-womans-chilling-murder-and-cover-up-plot-1602513.html 13/12/17https://gulfnews.com/world/asia/india/family-slams-doors-shut-after-woman-accused-in-husbands-murder-gets-bail-1.2258142https://www.gdnonline.com/Details/298467/Mutton-soup-murder-SHOCKING-new-details-emerge-in-sensational-casepic.twitter.com/vexMsneD4Ahttps://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hyderabad/night-of-horror-before-mutton-soup-gave-away-murder-plot/articleshow/62091891.cmshttps://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/indian-woman-arrested-over-alleged-plot-to-replace-husband-with-her-lover/bgg2ec1cohttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5170975/Wife-kills-husband-bizarre-Face-murder-plot.htmlhttps://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/explosive-moment-which-stopped-couples-sex-act-on-bus/news-story/6c855d4ad53e3b7f749bb53aba37ea27https://www.scotsman.com/news/dumb-thief-left-trail-footprints-his-door-897455https://www.ladbible.com/news/heroin-dealers-ringtone-says-hello-its-your-drug-dealer-20220623
9/11/2022

The Not-So-Invisible Man

Season 1, Ep. 39
Episode 39 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the exploits of a man dubbed “Scotlands Dumbest Criminal” for dedicating his life to crime, despite being hilariously bad at it. The things his poor long suffering lawyers come up with to explain his actions just get increasingly more absurd. It's stupidity at it's best!Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Bloody Happy HourSources:https://www.thefreelibrary.com/GUILTY%3B+David+McGregor%2C+you+stand+accused+of+being+the+most+stupid...-a0143092037https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/worst-burglar-back-behind-bars-1076618https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-criminal-jailed-2742026https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/perth-kinross/68726/thief-shocked-by-jail-sentence/https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotlands-dumbest-criminal-jailed-again-4174156https://archive.news.stv.tv/archive/1350543-infamous-criminal-jailed-after-commiting-140th-offence.htmlhttps://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/thief-opts-childs-ride-toy-21818755https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-perth-shoplifter-behind-bars-23236015https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/courts/2877075/monday-court-round-up-oap-assault-and-face-mask-theft/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093224/Woman-tried-smuggle-sedated-monkey-plane-hiding-shirt-claiming-pregnant.htmlhttps://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/the-most-bizarre-sa-crimes-committed-in-2022-so-far/news-story/3cdf9bacd419aa7cbc0b96750728b875https://nypost.com/2017/06/08/man-desperate-for-ride-to-hooters-calls-911-ends-up-in-jail/
8/28/2022

The Diss Track, Vodka Eyeball Shots

Season 1, Ep. 38
Episode 38 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wannabe Welsh rapper who tried to firebomb a rival MC's place but ended up setting fire to the wrong house, a beautician caught drink driving who claimed she only got drunk after she parked her car - by drinking vodka through her eyeball and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: Method and MadnessSources:https://www.thenational.wales/news/20207362.michael-jordan-athernought-aka-ath-jailed-petrol-bombing/https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/rap-feud-swansea-arson-attack-24214447https://www.ladbible.com/news/rapper-raps-about-firebombing-rivals-house-days-before-firebombing-20220614https://www.nationalworld.com/news/crime/jail-rapper-petrol-bombed-house-rap-rival-3730947https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-arrested-drinkdriving-says-actually-shotted-vodka-through-eye-20220718https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11024103/Beautician-caught-drink-driving-claimed-got-drunk-consuming-vodka-EYEBALL.htmlhttps://allthatsinteresting.com/shoots-penis-robbing-wiener-standhttps://www.ladbible.com/news/man-farting-ham-roll-sues-200000-20220723https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3483098/Forgetful-man-52-left-marijuana-smoking-device-police-station-returned-collect-illegal-stash-charged-drug-offences.html
8/14/2022

Love Triangle Murder Plot, the Chilli Finger Lawsuit

Season 1, Ep. 37
Episode 37 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an English woman who tried to hire a hitman to bump off her work colleague so she could win back the affections of her philandering boss, the true story behind the gruesome Wendy's Chilli Finger lawsuit and more.Social MediaFacebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manageTwitter: @WDCriminalsPod and InstagramInstagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcastPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminalsPromo: The Golden Age of MurderSources: https://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/flirty-old-man-german-playboy-77-sues-for-sex-a-513579.html 25/10/07https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/revealed-10-dumbest-coast-crimes-committed/news-story/77a561c27190bcabe32cdcc8fcb8e1d1https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/05/wendys-chili-finger-scam/2391495/ 5/06/13https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/wendys-chili-finger-lady-comes-clean/1884507/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282853/Woman-planted-severed-finger-Wendys-chili-caught-lying-police-son-shooting-foot.htmlhttps://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-found-guilty-hitman-kill-sports-direct-colleague-20220719https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-sports-direct-worker-guilty-27549669https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/22/sports-direct-boss-who-tried-to-hire-hitman-to-kill-love-rival-is-found-guilty-17050511/https://www.ladbible.com/news/judge-suspended-outburst-calling-man-ahole-in-court-20220702