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God's Baby (RHONY S15 E6 and RHOP S9 E5 Recaps)

Season 1, Ep. 138

Welcome back, God's babies! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Bethenny Frankel's reaction to the election and no other news except for that. (00:00 - 12:35)


And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 6 - "Erin Starts a Mescal Business" (12:35)


As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 5 - "A Horrible Breakfast". (01:00:25)


If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.


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