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Patreon Teaser: Drag Battle (Vanderpump Rules S5 E17 Recap)
Season 1, Ep. 140
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Lisa Vanderpump tests her hostess, Katie O'Malley, to see if she can handle being a server at SUR. Also, Tom and Katie are trying to enjoy their joint bachelor / bachelorette trip in the midst of relationship turmoil.
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186. The Fall of Charleston (Southern Charm S10 Finale Recap)
01:35:20||Season 1, Ep. 186Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the trailer for Vanderpump Villa season 2 and whether or not West Wilson's penis popped out of his underwear on last week's episode of Summer House. (00:00 - 21:27)We then discuss the horrendous season 10 finale of Southern Charm - "The Legend of Shep William Rose". (21:27) as well as the Summer House and Southern Charm after shows. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.185. Amy and Riley on Trial at Sea (Summer House S9 E6 and RHOBH S14 E16 Recaps)
01:57:43||Season 1, Ep. 185Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 10 reunion trailer, the reason Jax Taylor got fired from Vanderpump Rules, and fashion at the iHeart Awards. (00:00 - 26:45)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 6 - "Craig on Trial at Sea. (26:45)As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 16 - "Sutton on Trial at Sea" (1:22:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.184. The Barber of King Street (Southern Charm S10 E14 and RHOA S16 E2 Recaps)
01:35:55||Season 1, Ep. 184Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the new crop of Bravolebrity memoirs, Tom Cruise finding love, and the latest Vanderpump Rules reboot news. (00:00 - 20:50)We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 14 - "Enough Tears to Fill Up an Ocean". (20:50)And finally, we talk about the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 2 - "Much Ado about Dennis and Drew". (1:15:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.--In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy discuss the latest celebrity news, including Tom Cruise's rumored romance with Anna De Armas, the enigmatic nature of Cruise's life, and the humorous aspects of Scientology. They also delve into the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules, the emergence of new Bravo podcasts, and the dynamics of relationships in Southern Charm, particularly focusing on Craig and Paige's evolving connection.In this episode of Southern Charm, the conversation delves into the complexities of relationships, recovery, and personal growth. Craig's journey to sobriety is highlighted, showcasing the support he receives from Paige. The dynamics of sibling relationships are explored, particularly through Austin's interactions with his sister. Madison shares joyful news about her family, while Vanita navigates her budding relationship with JT. The planning of a summer soiree brings the group together, and Molly and Taylor's friendship evolves. Shep's heartbreak and healing process are discussed, alongside Sally's decision to remove her breast implants. The episode concludes with Paige and Craig's relationship dynamics and the brewing drama surrounding Venita's call about JT.In this conversation, the hosts delve into the intricate dynamics of loyalty, trust, and drama within the reality TV shows Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Atlanta. They explore the complexities of relationships, misunderstandings, and the fallout from accusations, while also anticipating the upcoming finale and reunion episodes. The discussion highlights the challenges faced by the cast members as they navigate personal struggles and shifting alliances, ultimately revealing the messy nature of reality television.183. Patreon Teaser: Wishful Sinking (Vanderpump Rules S6 E11 Recap)
04:44||Season 1, Ep. 183Riley and Amy discuss Carl Radke's upcoming memoir, Cake Eater. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.182. Congrats Jesse & Lexi (Summer House S9 E5 and RHOBH S14 E15 Recaps)
01:32:54||Season 1, Ep. 182Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 2 trailer, Tom Sandoval being on the cover of US Weekly, and Dorit Kemsley countering the claims that she doesn't pay people that work for her. (00:00 - 28:00)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 5 - "Red Flags and Dirty Rags". (28:00)As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 15 - "Dorit and Sutton Revisited" (1:20:24)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.--In this conversation, Riley and Amy discuss the recent trailer for Season 2 of 'The Valley,' sharing their expectations and reactions. They delve into the dynamics of parenting as portrayed in reality TV, particularly how children are integrated into the drama. The conversation shifts to the tumultuous relationship between Jax and Brittany, highlighting the drama surrounding their marriage. They also touch on new engagements, particularly Kristen and Luke's, and the ongoing controversy surrounding Tom Sandoval. The discussion includes Dorit's glam drama and wraps up with a recap of 'Summer House,' focusing on the evolving dynamics among the cast, especially Lindsay's pregnancy and her relationship with Turner.In this episode, the hosts discuss various themes surrounding relationships, accountability, and personal growth within the context of the reality show 'Summer House.' They explore the dynamics of fan loyalty, the challenges of honesty in relationships, and the impact of jealousy. The conversation also touches on cultural differences in dating and social interactions, as well as the influence of producers on the narrative. The hosts reflect on the characters' struggles with body image, vulnerability, and the complexities of modern dating culture, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone.181. The Lawyer and the Storyteller (Southern Charm S10 E13 and RHOA S16 E1 Recaps)
01:50:06||Season 1, Ep. 181Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss King Charles III's Apple Music playlist, Brittany Cartwright's response to Jax Taylor's Hot Mic interview about his cocaine addiction, Tamra Judge leaving RHOC, James Kennedy taking a selfie with Andrew Tate and his brother, and the simmering online feud between Lindsay Hubbard and West Wilson (00:00 - 47:50)We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 13 - "A Necklace for Sienna". (47:50)And finally, we talk about the Season 16 premiere of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. (1:31:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.--In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy discuss a range of topics from King Charles' music playlist to the latest drama in the Bravo universe, including revelations from Brittany and Jax's podcast and James Kennedy's controversial choices. They also touch on the finale of 'The Traitors' and speculate on celebrity dynamics within reality TV. In this conversation, Riley and Amy delve into various aspects of reality TV, focusing on the dynamics of shows like 'Traitors' and 'Summer House.' They discuss game design improvements, contestant interactions, and the impact of personal issues on reality TV narratives. The conversation also touches on the evolution of reality shows, Instagram feuds, and the generational shifts affecting the genre. They express concerns about the future of reality TV and the balance between personal lives and entertainment. In the Southern Charm segment, the conversation delves into the complexities of relationships, particularly focusing on emotional disconnects, group dynamics, and the significance of gift-giving. The speakers analyze the interactions between Shep and Sienna, highlighting the lack of mutual understanding and the impact of generational differences. They also discuss the importance of friendship and support during tough times, as well as the challenges of defining relationships in a modern context. The episode culminates in a confrontation that reveals deeper issues of self-improvement and personal growth among the group. In this conversation, Amy and Riley delve into the emotional reunion of Craig and Austin, exploring themes of sobriety, friendship, and personal growth. They discuss Craig's struggles with alcohol and his journey towards a healthier lifestyle, highlighting the importance of support from loved ones. The conversation then transitions to the premiere of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, where they analyze the new cast dynamics and the challenges faced by returning members. Overall, the discussion captures the essence of personal transformation and the complexities of relationships in the reality TV landscape.180. Patreon Teaser: It's All Happening (Vanderpump Rules S6 E10 Recap)
04:46||Season 1, Ep. 180Riley discusses Brady Corbet's film, The Brutalist. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.179. The Summer of the Spritz War (Summer House S9 E4 and RHOBH S14 E14 Recaps)
01:49:30||Season 1, Ep. 179Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor opening up about his cocaine addiction. (00:00 - 35:35)We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 4 - "Lindsay Hubbard's Gender Reveal Treasure Hunt". (35:35)As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 14 - "A Hilton Unhinged" (1:25:30)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.178. Mr. Toad and the Wild Man From Hell (RHOP S9 Reunion Part 3 and Southern Charm S10 E12 Recaps)
01:43:48||Season 1, Ep. 178Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Oscars, and Tom Schwartz not wanting to name a restaurant after himself again. (00:00 - 18:20)We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 12 - "Rose Island". (18:20)And finally, we talk about Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 reunion. (1:05:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.