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Patreon Teaser: Wishful Sinking (Vanderpump Rules S6 E11 Recap)
Season 1, Ep. 183
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Riley and Amy discuss Carl Radke's upcoming memoir, Cake Eater.
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01:35:20||Season 1, Ep. 186Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the trailer for Vanderpump Villa season 2 and whether or not West Wilson's penis popped out of his underwear on last week's episode of Summer House. (00:00 - 21:27)We then discuss the horrendous season 10 finale of Southern Charm - "The Legend of Shep William Rose". (21:27) as well as the Summer House and Southern Charm after shows. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.185. Amy and Riley on Trial at Sea (Summer House S9 E6 and RHOBH S14 E16 Recaps)
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01:32:54||Season 1, Ep. 182Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 2 trailer, Tom Sandoval being on the cover of US Weekly, and Dorit Kemsley countering the claims that she doesn't pay people that work for her. (00:00 - 28:00)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 5 - "Red Flags and Dirty Rags". (28:00)As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 15 - "Dorit and Sutton Revisited" (1:20:24)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.--In this conversation, Riley and Amy discuss the recent trailer for Season 2 of 'The Valley,' sharing their expectations and reactions. They delve into the dynamics of parenting as portrayed in reality TV, particularly how children are integrated into the drama. The conversation shifts to the tumultuous relationship between Jax and Brittany, highlighting the drama surrounding their marriage. They also touch on new engagements, particularly Kristen and Luke's, and the ongoing controversy surrounding Tom Sandoval. The discussion includes Dorit's glam drama and wraps up with a recap of 'Summer House,' focusing on the evolving dynamics among the cast, especially Lindsay's pregnancy and her relationship with Turner.In this episode, the hosts discuss various themes surrounding relationships, accountability, and personal growth within the context of the reality show 'Summer House.' They explore the dynamics of fan loyalty, the challenges of honesty in relationships, and the impact of jealousy. The conversation also touches on cultural differences in dating and social interactions, as well as the influence of producers on the narrative. The hosts reflect on the characters' struggles with body image, vulnerability, and the complexities of modern dating culture, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone.