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Double Decker Dramamine Drama (RHONY S15 E3, RHOSLC S5 E5, RHOC S18 E15, and RHOP S9 E2 Recaps)
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tamra Judge's autism diagnosis, Big Jim Bellino's newest fling, the latest news on the final season of Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, and much more! (00:00 - 43:00)
And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 3 - "Dramamine Drama". (43:00)
As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E5) - "Whitney Drew and Her Clues". (01:18:00)
And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy and Riley discuss the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 episode 2 - "Double Trouble" (01:52:00) and the latest two episodes of the Real Housewives of Orange County. (02:12:15)
If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.
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