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Patreon Teaser: Into the Closet (Vanderpump Rules S5 E14 Recap)
Season 1, Ep. 133
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Peter Madrigal finally realizes his dreams of becoming a producer by bringing his passion project, The Riven Destiny, to life. But will Tom Sandoval's performance as Commander Staka turn Peter's dream into a nightmare?
Also, Katie uses her power as a bride-to-be to demand that Ariana apologizes to Stassi.
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