The Middle-Aged Candy Store

Thank you for listening to the Middle Aged Candy Store, produced by The Gathering. Superpower Man was written by Donnie Febbleston, performed by Tony Culverwell, Donnie Febbleston, Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, and Megan Liley, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.Sisyphus' Haircut was written, performed, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.Intro and interstitial segments written by The Gathering and performed by Tony Culverwell, Donnie Febbleston, Karen Loomer, Michael Giel, Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, Adam Bailey, and Rachel Perry. Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston. The following sound effects are licenced under Creative Commons and can be found on freesound.org. Special thanks to: unclesigmundbrianbaltarcraigsmithjmbphilmesbrevicepsrocketchickensterfernyMetalchemyxmrrap4foodjascha23bevibeldesignEkokubza123marcheloniaFenodyrieEvinawerLorettovjadend2gis_swedenGreek Riot by IliasFlou,RPG Girl Fight Voice by 190204,WetSplat by JustInvoke, Karate chop fighting sounds by AmeAngelofSIn, andToilet Flush, English by Inspector J were used under Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution licence.Female Grunts for Games by SkyRaeVoicing, was licenced under Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution licence.Sound design by Donnie Febbleston.Cover art by Amanda Matalanis. The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear every first and third Tuesday of the month. 

In this episode, Karen’s trial begins, with no help from the Baron, and the shop is visited by Edmund and Christina, sticky-fingered street urchins who find an unpleasant surprise. Also, we hear a heart-wrenching appeal for a robot literacy program, and check in with a Christian meme group that is entertaining an unexpected guest.Pizza University: Episode 2: LibraryBot was written by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, performed by Tony Culverwell and Donnie Febbleston, with sound design by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip.Satan Wants Me for a FunMeme was written by Donnie Febbleston and Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, performed by Tony Culverwell, Karen Loomer, Megan Liley, Donnie Febbleston, and Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, with sound design by Tony Culverwell.Intro and interstitial segments written by The Gathering and performed by Karen Loomer, Rachel Perry, Tony Culverwell, Donnie Febbleston, and Linda Febbleston.All sound effects are licensed under Creative Commons Zero and found on freesound.org. Special thanks to:obscureterminus for mystery-stringsbreviceps for busy-room-ambience-small-crowd-people-talking-in-backgroundissalcake for clapping-small-audience-far-awaysvegari for summer-night-pianoborgory for chewing-crunch-cornflakesradiocounseling for crowd-gaspcraigsmith for gavel-tapping-and-hittingev-dawg for art-gallery-crowd-noisebplayers for door-open-close-with-bellmeese705555 for new-intro-feb-2012-tdarTheme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston.Overall sound design by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip and Tony Culverwell.Cover art by Amanda Matalanis.The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear the first and third Tuesday of the month.

Thank you for listening to the Middle Aged Candy Store, produced by The Gathering. In this episode, Karen receives two very special visitors, and Skip, Medusa, and Coolsworth begin to put the pieces together about their leader’s surprising absence. We also learn more about Hebridean marriage customs, and join Rachel and Candybot as they check out a brand new Netflix show, Pizza University.The Scotsman's Wife was written by Rachel Perry, performed by Rachel Perry and Joel Bazin, and produced by Joel Bazin.Pizza University, Episode 1: The Trailer was written by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, performed by Donnie Febbleston, Rachel Perry, and Tony Culverwell, and produced by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip.Intro and interstitial segments were written by The Gathering and performed by Tony Culverwell, Donnie Febbleston, Michael Giel, Karen Loomer, and Kristin Mueller-Heaslip. Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston. Background music in Pizza Episode, Episode 1: The Trailer was "Son vergin vezzosa" from Vincenzo Bellini's 1835 opera "I Puritani". This public domain masterpiece was performed by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip and Michael Rose.All other sound effects are licenced under Creative Commons Zero and can be found on freesound.org. Special thanks to: bplayers for the door open close w/bellkupper for horse tramplingfoxen10 for horse whinnygipsi for poniescraigsmith for horse whinnyjmbphilmes for brazilian jail wallageorgisound for footstepsderjuli for footsteps in hallwayborjan for stairway walkalienistcog for quacking squirt bottlebuzzatsea for spray bottle spritz watertrp for water gun squirtskyles for street small town traffic birds table saw spanish voices saravena colombia 201601Sound design by Tony Culverwell.Cover art by Amanda Matalanis. The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear every first and third Tuesday of the month. 

Thank you for listening to The Middle-Aged Candy Store!In this very special episode, Medusa confronts her mortality with the help of Dr. Sex, overly forward herpetologist Dr. Sangfroid, and a surprise visit from a very special guest.A Very Special Exploration of Medusapause was written by The Gathering and performed by Tony Culverwell, Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, Rachel Perry, and Linda Febbleston. Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston. All sound effects licensed under Creative Commons Zero and available on freesound.org. Thank you to the following creators:joedeshon for film staticyetcop for shower soundsbuzzc0x for intermission musicnavadeaux for metallic transition musiccraigsmith for feet scufflingsamsterbirdie for laserborgory for crunchemyildirim for paper rippingseansecret for violently closing doorbelanhud for raygun zapSound design by Kristin Mueller-HeaslipCover art by Amanda Matalanis. The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear every first and third Tuesday of the month. 

Thank you for listening to The Middle-Aged Candy Store!In this episode, Karen receives a visit from her least favourite employee - the spectre otherwise known as the Baron - and Rachel and Candybot attempt to repair their working relationship. We also learn that some girls have absolutely NO greydar, and that you should probably think twice if Meg invites you for a romantic drive.Two Girls No Graydar was written by Rachel Perry, performed by Rachel Perry, Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, and Donnie Febbleston, and produced by Tony Culverwell.Murderous Meg: The Car was written by Donnie Febbleston, performed by Donnie Febbleston and Megan Liley, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.Intro and interstitial segments written by The Gathering and performed by Karen Loomer, Donnie Febbleston, Rachel Perry, and Tony Culverwell. Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston. All sound effects licensed under Creative Commons Zero and available on freesound.org. Thank you to the following creators:daveanders for the house music drum loop wetdylanthefish for weird spaceshipgerainsan for spaceship fly long sci fi whooshsoundsexciting for party soundskvgarlicendritprenkucraigsmithSound design by Donnie FebblestonCover art by Amanda Matalanis. The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear every first and third Tuesday of the month. 

Thank you for listening to the Middle Aged Candy Store, produced by The Gathering. In this episode, Karen’s attempts to join the Tic Tac dance troupe have provoked the ire of the all-powerful Choreographer, and the Baron interferes with Skip’s attempt to help. Also, experience a scintillating amourous intrigue among a bunch of bananas, and thrill to the sad fate of Murderous Meg’s latest paramour.Les Bananes Dangereuses was written by Tony Culverwell, performed by Donnie Febbleston, Rachel Perry, Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, Tony Culverwell, Megan Liley, and Amanda Matalanis, and produced by Tony Culverwell.Murderous Meg: The Boat was written by Donnie Febbleston, performed by Donnie Febbleston and Megan Liley, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.Intro and interstitial segments written by The Gathering and performed by Karen Loomer, Donnie Febbleston, Michael Giel, Rachel Perry, and Tony Culverwell. Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston. The following sound effects are licenced under Creative Commons 4 licence and can be found on freesound.org. Special thanks to:klankbleed for water soundsjuskiddink for boat soundsThe following sound effects are licenced under Creative Commons Zero and can be found on freesound.org. Special thanks to: felix-blum for thunder in the tropical forest of Gran Sabana Venezuelazerolagtime for harpsichord dream entercraigsmith for R10-06-Dance Stepswlabarron for Door sliding along a metal trackSheyvan for Sliding Elevator DoorLupardy for six.wavlwdickens for rotary phone ringjmbphilmes for walla-of-brazilian-jail-01dudamix98 for 3 tone chimeInterstital:Cookiespolicy for rotary phone pick up and hang upRamicio for dial tonekyles for street small town or city light throaty traffic birds table saw spanish voices saravena colombiatrp for crows park urban stratford 10Sound design by Megan Liley.Cover art by Amanda Matalanis. The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear every first and third Tuesday of the month. 

Thank you for listening to the Middle Aged Candy Store, produced by The Gathering. In this episode, Karen makes contact with Joliette Deep Dish Prison’s famous (or infamous) dance troupe, and Crystal Ball and Monkey Paw are up to their usual tricks in the store. Meanwhile, come on down to NasalFest, the world’s premiere nose-picking festival and trade show, and steer clear of Murderous Meg’s latest romantic venture.Nasal Fest was written, performed, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.Murderous Meg was written by Donnie Febbleston, performed by Megan Liley and Donnie Febbleston, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.Intro and interstitial segments were written by The Gathering and performed by Karen Loomer, Megan Liley, Tony Culverwell, and Linda Febbleston.. Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston. The following sound effects are licenced under Creative Commons Zero and can be found on freesound.org. Special thanks to: seth_makes_sounds for hype-background-trackkyles and trp for background ambiencejmbphilmes walla-of-brazilian-jail-01dudamix98 for 3 tone chimebeerbelly38kvgarliccraigsmithderplayerTruss88SimbertoBelfstonepresstaureThe following sound effects are licensed under Creative Commons 4.0 and found on freesound.org:CheeseheadburgerAnikadlLGJustinvokeThe following sound effects are licensed under Creative Commons 3.0 and found on freesound.org:sanus_excipioMrauralizationSound design by Megan Liley.Cover art by Amanda Matalanis. The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear every first and third Tuesday of the month.

Thank you for listening to the Middle Aged Candy Store, produced by The Gathering.In this episode, we learn that beloved store manager Karen is in prison, and meet her roomate, famed country singer Jimmy Rash. We also check in with everyone’s favourite talking monkey podcaster, Bunkford, and learn about his new employment opportunity, and learn some valuable tips from Clive and LInda Barbabbalston on how you can live your best afterlifeThe Bunkford Report and Time Management for Ghosts written, performed, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.Intro and interstitial segments written by The Gathering and performed by Karen Loomer, Donnie Febbleston, Tony Culverwell, and Michael Giel.Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston.Sound design by Tony Culverwell.Cover art by Amanda Matalanis.Water drip sound effect by tosha73, available at freesound.org, and licenced under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/All other sound effects are licensed under Creative Commons Zero and can be found on freesound.org.Special thanks to:dudamix98 for 3 tone chimejmbphilmes for walla of brazillian jail 01kyles for outside street soundbplayers for the door open close w/bellkupper for the horse hooves foxen10 for the horse whinnygipsi for the poniesDaliborKlangkoboldThe Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. Podcasts appear every first and third Tuesday of the month.