The Middle-Aged Candy Store


S2E6: Sally Surrealist/Pizza Cops Episode 1

Season 2, Ep. 6

Thank you for listening to the Middle Aged Candy Store!

  • Sally Surrealist was written by Karen Loomer and performed by Linda Febbleston.
  • Pizza Cops, Season 2, Episode 1 was written by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip and performed by Donnie Febbleston, Karen Loomer, and Tony Culverwell. Incidental music in Pizza Cops: Episode 1 include “Mysterious hour of mystery” written and performed by Linda Febbleston, used with permission, and by “Jazzy Vibes No. 78” by Tri-Tachyon -, licensed under Creative Commons. Additional sound effects by K.C Parker and PHP Productions, available at and, licenced under Creative Commons.
  • Intro and interstitial segments written by Rachel Perry and performed by Rachel Perry, Donnie Febbleston, and Karen Loomer.
  • Theme song written by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbelston.
  • Cover art by Amanda Matalanis.

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