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“The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance”

Season 3, Ep. 10

What were we all so stressed about, eh? Turns out Ange even makes trips to the Emirates (relatively, kinda?) painless. Friend of the show Kate Storsved (an elite coys tweeter) joins Charlie, Sam and Tom all the way from Illinois as we offer up winners and losers from a wild NLD. There are flowers for almost everyone in lilywhite, an iconic dismissal of David Raya from Kate and a lovely big collective sigh of relief. We’re really good, guys! This confidence won’t come back to bite us at all, right? Elsewhere, Kate provides her brilliant coys origin story, we give some Liverpool predictions and, of course, hand out culture recommendations left, right and centre like we’re James Maddison. 


If you fancy skipping to certain bits:

00:00 — NLD

48:00 — Kate answers our Spurs 7

1:04:00 — Liverpool preview

1:11:00 — Culture picks


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