The Worst Idea Of All Time

Guy is beaming in from a hotel room in Australia and Tim is connecting via satellite from beautiful Rotorua on very little sleep, a decent amount of horse tranquilliser and donning a fetching aquamarine dress. But it’s not about the boiz, it’s about Lisa Todd Wexley and Charlotte York Goldenblatt teeing up with none other than Kristen Schaal to participate in the futile activity of enrolling their kids into an ivy league college. Carrie is a prisoner in her own empty mansion and may soon also be a prisoner of thousands of New York’s finest rats, who have already eaten her entire garden. What’s going on with Seema? Glad you asked! She’s enlisted the help of Grown Ups 2’s very own Sherri O’Terry to try and find a suitable suitor but forget all of that because the most important thing is - This show has a new hottie and his name is Adam. Aiden should be worried about his alliterative competitor.Full video episode available at twioat.substack.com

Fresh off their live family time taping, Tim and Guy regroup, with cocktails in hand and spirits high. Among the chaos; wise words from Kurt Vonnegut, Rob Lowe's connection to Patrick Schwarzenegger and maybe outing recent guest Josh Thomson's new film, MAYBE?!

Guy and Tim return in full glamour, dressed to the nines and ready to deconstruct the premiere of And Just Like That Season 3. Brady is nowhere to be found, however, Rosie O’Donnell is here. We’ve filled to the brim with characters, plotlines, Carrie’s continued self-absorption and a crazy drunk driving bait-and-switch from Aiden.Future episodes will be livestreamed exclusively for our Substack supporters at twioat.substack.com

We must return to the well from which we have drunk the sweet, sweet water. As And Just Like That: Season 3 draws tantalisingly near, we prepare ourselves for the bounty. We’ll be enjoying in as close to real-time as our kiwi-flavoured version of HBO Max/Max/HBO’s streaming service will allow. Guy is genuinely earnestly excited about the show, Tim remains cautiously detached but supportive.We will also be trying our absolute best to livestream, via TWIOAT.substack.com our adventures back to Carrie Bradshaw’s New York City.In other news, Mont tests his Worst Idea knowledge with a quiz of deep cut knowledge, we discuss future Podcast In A Tree seasons and discuss the moral complexities of letting kids enjoy Michael Jackson.

Tim and Guy discuss smoking, share their engagement stories (including Tim becoming amazingly ill on a Michelin Star 10-course seafood dinner in Kyoto, Japan) and Guy following up offering his ring to Chelsie followed by some Netflix. It's also probably about the hour to call time on the Bryan Johnson - the man attempting to defy God (and honorary Billionaire).

We are once again sponsored by Mosh, and we are once again joined by a brilliant NZ comedian - Josh Thomson, star of stage and screen (both silver and living room), to discuss the absolutely unbelievable smell emanating from the men’s changing rooms at the New Lynn Les Mills gym. This is a stench that must be experienced to be believed.See Josh’s show during the NZ Int. Comedy Festival

Welcome along everyone to a jam-packed Family Time. We've got not one, but TWO different incoming calls to Mr Popular: Guy Montgomery to field. We've got trail running tips from a nipple-bleeding expert for our libertarian listener. We've also got a great call-in joke from a New York-based artist. But most importantly, we've got a tell-all from Taskmaster NZ star Guy Montgomery about exactly what insane stuff went on his season of the beloved TV show that NEVER made the air, nor ever will. It will shock you.

This episode isn’t just sponsored by MOSH, it’s FUELED BY MOSH. Free yourself from your imagined barriers with MOSH.Today’s we’re blessed to be joined by Alice May Connolly who has been traveling the familiar Paint-n-Sip to Therapy pipeline recently. We talk familial death, a brilliant forthcoming NZ horror film called Weed Eaters and a worm withSee ‘Alice May Connolly’s Box’ in the NZ Int. Comedy Festival now.

Our fantastic funny friend, Donna Brookbanks joins us on the blower for a sensational conversation about raw-dog gardening. Guy shares an absolutely terrifying story about a school of sharks and we are delighted to once again be sponsored by RandomWordGenerator.com.Check out Donna’s show in the NZ Int. Comedy Festival