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The Worst Idea Of All Time
02: Not One Hog
Season 5, Ep. 2
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Emmanuelle 2 features an unbeatable Frenchman in the kitchen, Balianese cultural dances, coming of age moments and non-explicit sexual content. In this episode we find out Tim knows two ballet positions and Guy knows one more.. The dirty C word (c**tent) is uttered and so is a list of body parts that viewers are treated to in this flick, complete with a disappointing lack of hogs. Acupuncture makes us squeamish and sailors seem like a good way to spend a day. Tim gushes on the soundtrack and visits the hypocrisy of the Bond franchise. Horses are just fast cows and polo should be outlaws. All hail the big propeller!
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