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World's Dumbest Criminals

Attempted Murder By Cheesecake, Drunk Woman Chasing Cars, the Naked Ninja and more

Season 1, Ep. 12
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This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals focusses on a Russian con woman and alleged murderer on the lam in New York, robbing internet dates and trying to kill her beautician with poisoned cheesecake so she can steal her identity. Tara also talks about a woman in clown make up chasing cars on a country road, a naked tradie who ran after a car thief and more.



Promo: Murder Mile



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Perth robbery fail: thief sprays himself in the face with pepper spray, Heather McNeill, watoday.com.au, Jul 22, 2016. Rockingham police charge two men over Shoalwater pharmacy robbery, Phil Hickey, PerthNow, Jul 30,2016. Russian woman accused of trying to poison her Brooklyn doppelganger with cheesecake so she could steal her identity appears in court, Andrea Blanco and Richard Harbus, Daily Mail, Aug 11, 2021. Russian woman accused of poisoning lookalike with cheescake, AAP, 9news.com.au. International Manhunt For Russian Murder Suspect Ends In Brooklyn, newyork.cbslocal.com, Mar 21, 2017. Brooklyn Woman Accused Of Poisoning Lookalike With Cheesecake, Stealing Her Identity, newyork.cbslocal.com, Feb 28, 2018. Russian ‘masseuse’ aiming for plea deal in robbery cases, Emily Saul, nypost.com, Sep 12, 2018. Russian dominatrix goes on hunger strike at Rikers, Khristina Narizhnya, nypost.com, Apr 22, 2018. Woman accused of murder in Russia lived lavishly on the lam, Shawn Cohen, Lorena Mongeili and Chris Perez, nypost.com, Mar 20, 2017. Half-naked mother-of-three, 37, is arrested for chasing cars in Tennessee while wearing clown makeup, Snejana Ferberov, Daily Mail, Oct 29, 2016. Disappointed burglar leaves message for SDM: ‘Why was the house locked when there was no money?’, Madhya Pradesh, indianexpress.com, Oct 11, 2021. Crooked British Cop Caught After Driving Ferrari to Work, Noah Rayman, Jan 8, 2015.


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