This has Sonia Kruger written all over it
Season 3, Ep. 1
Welcome to Lockdown.No not as in Covid, as in 28 single women attempt to tie down Lock - our 2020 Australian Bachelor.Join us each week as we unravel the mystery of Lock's 'Strength and Honour' tattoo and discover what is under the penguin suit. Together we can decipher why one of the women enters the mansion carrying a handful of wheat and countdown the time it takes before one of the contestants falls in love with Osher .....Will Lock find love in the Bachie mansion or will it be another Honey Badger scenario....What Could Go Wrong?
Clothed and Confused
Season 2, Ep. 5
The reviews are in for our first live Fringe Show !Critics are raving, at what they can only describe as "two hours" .... "it got a few laughs" some even stating that they "really wanted to like it".Next stop - Hollywood!!!!!!!!!! (hospital.... i ate a realllly huge zucchini)
Another Special Announcement
Season 2, Ep. 4
Let's take two girls (early to early thirties)Both filthy rich (incorrect)From the bright lights (the flashlight on Mel's iphone is literally always accidentally on in her bra)Into the sticks (this bit may be accurate)From velvet robes (velour)To cattle poles (trolley poles)Lets take away their limousines (vwgold/ hyundai i30 with broken alternator)Their credits cards and shopping sprees (paypal but yes)Well they're both spoilt rotten (??)Will they cry when they hit bottom? (i'm literally never not crying)Heaven knows who can survive (it's anyone's game)This simple country kind of liiiiiife In this minisode we give details for our upcoming LIVE show, 6th Feb 7.30pm at The Dutch Trading Co!
First Poddiversary special: the 12 vape pods of Christmas
Season 2, Ep. 3
Why is Santa’s sack so full?Because he only comes once a year.‘The 12 days of Christmas’ is mostly just some dude giving heaps of birds and humans as presents and that’s just not appropriate in 2019. I mean, I’d take the twelve lords leaping because CAMMMPPP.Instead, we give you the twelve poddies of Christmas - a distant relative of the four horseman of the apocalypse.Take a trip of acid down memory lane as we countdown our version of the twelve step program in a special poddiversary episode
SOGGY OSHER (Reality TV Tryouts)
Season 2, Ep. 2
Webster's dictionary defines reality as 'the quality or state of being real'. Despite our frozen foreheads, Black&Decker pecker wreckers, weaves and for no clear reason the plastic vulva Storm wears down her bike shorts - you don't get much more real than us. Join us on our quest to sit on a couch and be not-paid to offer our witticisms and judgements on others who are on worse reality shows than ours. Will we succeed or won't we - this is a bigger mystery than how Lee Hardinge's Wasabi won an ARIA* or why Storm thinks she can still audition for teenage roles in School Musicals. Signing off - Kristin Stewart & Rainn Wilson (sworn enemies of Kathy Griffin and Kyle Sandilands feat. Charlize Theron in Monster) What Could Go Wrong - "Get me out of here"* Should have won several
Season 2, Ep. 1
The year: 3040The earth: a desolate wasteland The last surviving human crawls towards the final hope of mankind, a cryptochamber known to house what one can only assume is a rare relic from a time long forgotten. A beacon of hope.With his final breath, he opens the chamber. Dry ice pours out, then clears. Sitting there - the last remaining artifact of humanity.Mel's double chin and Storm's lower butt cheeks.He dies with a smile on his face, knowing that they must have looked hot at their funerals.This week Storm and Mel travel to the town of Morley WA on the wings of a Groupon and get their fat frozen, What Could Go Wrong?
Justa' like Mama
Season 1, Ep. 10
The three links at the bottom of the page (can you say overkill) make out that Melbourne man "Sven Pelman" WHO WON'T RESPOND TO ME ON FACEBOOK is some kind of National Hero because he finished 'The Monster' at the Singleton Bakery.But riddle me this, Sven Pelman if that even is your name - have you got your Cert 1 in stage combat ? Oh weird, we have.Join us on the grossest degustation menu Perth has to offer as we tackle Mandurah's finest dining experience, a 2.5kg donut.What could go wrong?https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/sven-pelman-smashes-3-kg-doughnut-in-10-minutes-ng-32575a03580a2cba3e4e92962eafbd74https://www.coastlive.com.au/news/local-news/watch-man-smashes-singleton-bakery-3kg-monster-doughnut-challenge/https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/sweet-success-man-crushes-monster-3kg-doughnut-eating-challenge-in-perth-ng-b88437847z