What Could Go Wrong.
THE BACHELOR week 6: Double Double Boil 'n Bibbulmun
Season 3, Ep. 6
It's week 17.5 million and apparently due to covid budget cuts the mansion is now actually a Starbucks/ Magnum ad that 7 desperately toey women, 2 terminally bored alpacas and 1 possessed limousine have to coexist in. Meanwhile Lockie learns how to use an umbrella.
THE BACHELOR week five: Sucks To Be You Sabrina
Season 3, Ep. 5
It's week 15, or maybe it's 5? This season is making us drink too much.
THE BACHELOR Week Four: Lock Bottom
Season 3, Ep. 4
This week we ask Australia the important questions, such as "why is Roxy crying, now?" "Are they Llamas or Alpacas? How did a backpacker get into the mansion? and why does Lockie enjoy eating mild?
THE BACHELOR: Week 3 - Australia's Penis
Season 3, Ep. 3
This week we have become medievil conspiracy theorists, but at least we don't enter on climax.
THE BACHELOR week two: Throbbing Majestic Presence
Season 3, Ep. 2
It's week two, and Mel is most likely vomiting somewhere so Storm is joined by reality tv enthusiast and fellow virgo Gil, clink.
THE BACHELOR week one: Shit or go blind
Season 3, Ep. 1
Join the 'cool under dogs' of Bachelor Podcasts as they recap the first two episodes of this shit show of a season. It's only week one and we are already have 'woken up next to Rob Schneider' levels of disappointment in everyone other than Dave in candles and Barry in bukkake.
This has Sonia Kruger written all over it
Welcome to Lockdown.No not as in Covid, as in 28 single women attempt to tie down Lock - our 2020 Australian Bachelor.Join us each week as we unravel the mystery of Lock's 'Strength and Honour' tattoo and discover what is under the penguin suit. Together we can decipher why one of the women enters the mansion carrying a handful of wheat and countdown the time it takes before one of the contestants falls in love with Osher .....Will Lock find love in the Bachie mansion or will it be another Honey Badger scenario....What Could Go Wrong?
Clothed and Confused
Season 2, Ep. 5
The reviews are in for our first live Fringe Show !Critics are raving, at what they can only describe as "two hours" .... "it got a few laughs" some even stating that they "really wanted to like it".Next stop - Hollywood!!!!!!!!!! (hospital.... i ate a realllly huge zucchini)
Another Special Announcement
Season 2, Ep. 4
Let's take two girls (early to early thirties)Both filthy rich (incorrect)From the bright lights (the flashlight on Mel's iphone is literally always accidentally on in her bra)Into the sticks (this bit may be accurate)From velvet robes (velour)To cattle poles (trolley poles)Lets take away their limousines (vwgold/ hyundai i30 with broken alternator)Their credits cards and shopping sprees (paypal but yes)Well they're both spoilt rotten (??)Will they cry when they hit bottom? (i'm literally never not crying)Heaven knows who can survive (it's anyone's game)This simple country kind of liiiiiife In this minisode we give details for our upcoming LIVE show, 6th Feb 7.30pm at The Dutch Trading Co!