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Horny 4 Danger: Private Dicks revisited

Season 5, Ep. 5

If you wanna be my lover.....you gotta listen to my Tedtalk on what really happened to Jon Benet Ramsey.


It’s Christmas and yes we have donned our gayest apparel and are ready to pay tribute to the Ghost of Mariah Carey’s past.


 Join us this week in our most dangerous task to date, as we advertise our Detective and Spying services through a low res Gumtree ad. Yes this may be against what you refer to as the ‘law’. We see laws as more of a light moral suggestion, hold the morals.


We’ve always fancied ourselves as Private Dicks. What could go wrong?

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