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Season 2, Ep. 4

Shall we start with the caveats?


Matt and I recorded this episode at the end of Lockdown Part 2 - when the only way to meet was socially distanced at either end of a bench in the park. So it sounds a little different to usual. 


We've got some fixture congestion in the World Cup of AF - so it's a double header of two matches today. We're going to hold a few matches between episodes and announce a load of results in the next podcast - watch out Jeff Stelling - THIS is the results show the nation needs. 


Also in the episode we discuss the difference between 0.0% and 0.5%, and I have a confession. A really little one. 

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