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THE SEANCE: cemetery confessions
Ep. 10
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In a world first, Rach raises the dead (for a podcast) in order to ask MICHAEL JACKSON some very important questions regarding COREY FELDMAN
tangents include but not limited to: the trials of choosing your own headstone, the DANIEL JOHNS REAL ESTATE NEWS, an upcoming OnlyFans subscription service, and a really crap song performed by EDWARD FURLONG...
slide into the DM's and let me know if you think they should remake 'The Godfather' with MACAULAY CULKIN @elfymama
PS. listen to the predecessor and learn more about Edward Furlong's criminal escapades AND the ongoing saga of The Daniel Johns Hedge Report
PPS. read about the f*cked up relationship between Michael Jackson & Debbie Rowe
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