Creature of the Night

It's TUNA SANDWICH DAY..... which means it's time for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.slide into the DM's and let me know what films are unauthorised documentaries about your life? @elfymamaPS. watch Tom Green's world first MULECASTPPS. listen to TRAINWRECK 'Episode 99' and see what all the fuss is about

it's the REJECTED NEWS!! and Macauley Culkin has regrets about playing a corpse... Britney Spears' arrest transcript is WHACK, and Gavin Rossdale needs someone to rub both nutella AND ice-cream on his chest whilst he sings shirtless in the rain.... but most importantly.... COREY FELDMAN broke a toilet on a plane??! and has a new song that is surprisingly f*cked up and disturbing...slide into the DM's and let me know the most traumatic movie you've ever seen @elfymama

do you ever just sit back and think about the sex lives of cavemen?? (maybe you should)... and do you also think about the multitude of ways in which you can desecrate a corpse? if the answer to either of those questions is YES, then you need to find a stranger on a train and celebrate BEFORE SUNRISE DAY....(it's a lifestyle) slide into the DM's and let me know if you find seasonal allergies sexy?? @elfymama

it's the REJECTED NEWS!! find out how to spot an AI posing as a human in your day to day life, BOO THE MONARCHY! and NEWSFLASH!! the world's richest cat is broke!?!slide into the DM's and let me know if overly expressive eyebrows are a huge red-flag to you?? @elfymamaPS. hit that shakespeare pipe on a saturday night and watch the anti-corey podcast JIM & THEM

It's EARLY AF!!!! which means Rach is awake (gross!) and on high alert for ancient pathogens and microscopic amoebas that could kill you...slide into the DM's and let me know if you would like to do the weather and/or traffic report @elfymama

Dr Yecats & Bill Chowder (who are definitely doctors...) are here to discuss the concept of citizen scientists, and the lengths that one will go to in order the see the majestic grace of a whaleshark...(and ignite within with you the salty wet flame of adventure!!)tangents include but not limited to: dolphin dicks! ancient primordial beings! and honorary Doctor degrees...Slide into the DM’s and let us know if you also struggle with modern trundle-wheels ?? @elfymamaPS. visit definitelyadoctor.com to read Dr Yecats & Bill Chowder's entry to the Australian Science Writing Competition (2026)

Did you know it's Dracula Day on May 26??! so Rach has come up with some ideas on how you should celebrate the Prince of Darkness..... tangents include but not limited to; breaking news regarding COREY FELDMAN, slurpees, and the reasons why Jonathan Harker is a little bitch...slide into the DM's @elfymama and let me know if you would like to be imprisoned in a sex dungeon with lesbian vampires??PS. watch Bram Stoker's DRACULA

In a world first, Rach raises the dead (for a podcast) in order to ask MICHAEL JACKSON some very important questions regarding COREY FELDMANtangents include but not limited to: the trials of choosing your own headstone, the DANIEL JOHNS REAL ESTATE NEWS, an upcoming OnlyFans subscription service, and a really crap song performed by EDWARD FURLONG...slide into the DM's and let me know if you think they should remake 'The Godfather' with MACAULAY CULKIN @elfymamaPS. listen to the predecessor and learn more about Edward Furlong's criminal escapades AND the ongoing saga of The Daniel Johns Hedge ReportPPS. read about the f*cked up relationship between Michael Jackson & Debbie Rowe

COREY FELDMAN has been making egregious claims about Michael Jackson! AND he's dropped some new music!! (so stop what you are doing right now and listen up).... tangents include but not limited to: sex symbols doing OnlyFans at 52 years old, THE REJECTED NEWS, and important updates regarding THE MOON that you need to be aware of..slide into the DMs and let me know if you would prefer to be Lestat or Louis on Vampire Night @elfymama