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Ep. 27

if you need some MACAULEY CULKIN going down a waterslide ASMR in your life.. look no further!!!


tangents include but not limited to: eternally thirsting after KEANU REEVES... ice cream entrepreneur schemes... and COREY FELDMAN went to Italy all alone and showed off his moobs.. (gross)


slide into the DM's and let me know if you want the special edition f*cked up ringtone @elfymama


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