Creature of the Night

What’s up Losers?? Bailey from the new wave grunge band PIT is here to tell us what is cool and what is not cool.. Bailey is joined by his “second best friend” Will, who has some interesting theories about the inherent evilness of mermaids.. tangents include but not limited to: crimes against drumsticks, crimes against Page Hamilton, and why everyone needs to get into the PIT...follow PIT on the gram! @music_pit // listen to PIT // go see PIT play LIVEslide into the DM's and let me know if you are also concerned about being killed by a mermaid?? @elfymamaPS. don't send Page Hamilton this episode. thanks.

Giddy Up!! This one is for the Cowboys.. expect lots of Cowboy stuff, and COWBOY NEWS for Cowboys who need to get up early and work with cows..slide into the DM's and let me know if you think we should normalise taking cows to the beach?? @elfymamaPS. Yeehaw...

Britney Spears was arrested, and the transcript is disturbing..... is Britney a victim of Monarch Programming?!?! (all signs point to yes)slide into the DM's and let me know if you've been dancing the whole day?? @elfymama

It's TUNA SANDWICH DAY..... which means it's time for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.slide into the DM's and let me know what films are unauthorised documentaries about your life? @elfymamaPS. watch Tom Green's world first MULECASTPPS. listen to TRAINWRECK 'Episode 99' and see what all the fuss is about

it's the REJECTED NEWS!! and Macauley Culkin has regrets about playing a corpse... Britney Spears' arrest transcript is WHACK, and Gavin Rossdale needs someone to rub both nutella AND ice-cream on his chest whilst he sings shirtless in the rain.... but most importantly.... COREY FELDMAN broke a toilet on a plane??! and has a new song that is surprisingly f*cked up and disturbing...slide into the DM's and let me know the most traumatic movie you've ever seen @elfymama

do you ever just sit back and think about the sex lives of cavemen?? (maybe you should)... and do you also think about the multitude of ways in which you can desecrate a corpse? if the answer to either of those questions is YES, then you need to find a stranger on a train and celebrate BEFORE SUNRISE DAY....(it's a lifestyle) slide into the DM's and let me know if you find seasonal allergies sexy?? @elfymama

it's the REJECTED NEWS!! find out how to spot an AI posing as a human in your day to day life, BOO THE MONARCHY! and NEWSFLASH!! the world's richest cat is broke!?!slide into the DM's and let me know if overly expressive eyebrows are a huge red-flag to you?? @elfymamaPS. hit that shakespeare pipe on a saturday night and watch the anti-corey podcast JIM & THEM

It's EARLY AF!!!! which means Rach is awake (gross!) and on high alert for ancient pathogens and microscopic amoebas that could kill you...slide into the DM's and let me know if you would like to do the weather and/or traffic report @elfymama

Dr Yecats & Bill Chowder (who are definitely doctors...) are here to discuss the concept of citizen scientists, and the lengths that one will go to in order the see the majestic grace of a whaleshark...(and ignite within with you the salty wet flame of adventure!!)tangents include but not limited to: dolphin dicks! ancient primordial beings! and honorary Doctor degrees...Slide into the DM’s and let us know if you also struggle with modern trundle-wheels ?? @elfymamaPS. visit definitelyadoctor.com to read Dr Yecats & Bill Chowder's entry to the Australian Science Writing Competition (2026)