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My Mate Bought A Toaster

Keith Brymer Jones

Oh would you look at this! A brand new series of Toasterpod has begun. Thanks for being there with your ears, as we set out onto a whole new load of Amazon Purchase Histories.


This week the crying clay man, Keith Brymer Jones, allows Tom into his online shopping history. From there we’ll leap into stories of punk bands, break ups, porcelain and the best place to play truant.


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There’s also a competition, which you can find out more about at the start of the episode. Follow us across TikTok, Instagram and X to find out more and win BIG!


That’s it for now. Next week - Catherine Bohart!

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