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My Mate Bought A Toaster
Daniel Foxx has NO IDEA how this got in his Amazon history
Season 9, Ep. 7
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This is the show where people reveal what's in the shopping history to give us a window in on their lives.
Today's bought-o-biography tells the story of comedian and writer Daniel Foxx.
We learn about skin-care, dog-care, self-care and how to have as many hobbies as possible.
There's also arguably the best tip ever about ordering flavoured coffee. Do stick around for that.
Daniel's brilliant book is available here! It makes a wonderful Christmas gift, it really does.
We'll see you next week when we dive headfirst into Tatty McLeod's Amazon history.
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