My Mate Bought A Toaster

This week on Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderful world of Abi Clarke's shopping history.Among the topics under the toaster grill this week:Why Beth read all three Fifty Shades of Grey books (and the very specific reason she kept turning the pages…)The increasingly disturbing idea of making cakes in the shape of peopleThe listener whose secret Fifty Shades collection was accidentally discovered by her daughterHidden rubber ducks, party games and why every gathering should involve a ridiculous challengeThe brilliance of Ransom Notes and the world’s easiest literary party gameThe great gilet vs gilet pronunciation debate that's possibly not even a debateEurovision super-fans and their elaborate voting conspiraciesAnd finally… the delicate question of How To Poo On A Date  Products Mentioned This Week50 Shades of GreyRubber Ducks!Cake Moulds in the Shape of Human Hearts & BrainsHow To Poo On A DateRansom Notes Party GameAnthony Horowitz – A Deadly EpisodeGot a story, confession, disaster, pronunciation argument or terrible cake creation of your own?📧 Email Tom: tom@toasterpod.com⭐ Also please do rate, review and follow the podcast wherever you’re listening.Coming up next week: broadcaster, drummer and all-round delight Owain Wyn Evans joins Tom for a brilliant trip through his online shopping history. Patreon supporters will get early access very soon, so make sure you’re subscribed.🎧 Listen to the full My Mate Bought a Toaster archive and get bonus content on Patreon.

Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know. 🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.Among the discoveries:🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she isPLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.⏱️ BEST BITS:00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories🎵 TikTok  📸Instagram  ▶️YouTube 📘 Facebook❤️ Follow Abi Clarke on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedyAnd keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…Toast xx

Hi ToastersWelcome back to the fallout of the Nicky Byrne episode, where we have a ramble through the items topics and vibes which our guest brought to the table. On the show today Tom and Beth discuss:BINSPAINTandANIA MAGLIANO'S DADGet in touch with the show - tom@toasterpod.comSee you next week for Abi Clarke!Toast xTikTok  Instagram  YouTube New Episodes every Thursday 

TOASTERS ASSEMBLE!Hello and welcome back to series eleven would you believe🎙️ This week we kick off with a pop star's shopping history. That's right, it's the glorious Nicky Byrne from off of Westlife and Eurovision and just generally being an ace human being. We discover the TRUTH about the famous Westlife stools… and that's just the start. We go from velvet rehearsal stools and Eurovision nerves to secret Westlife reunions and the big choices you have to make when you're sorting your bins out. A deep dive into a superstar's shopping history with some glorious side chat about one of the biggest boybands of all time.Nicky talks about:• How Westlife really got their name• The moment the boys secretly reunited after years apart• Why the “standing up from stools” thing accidentally became iconic• Representing Ireland at Eurovision• The pressure of fame, touring, and life in a boy band• Why he painted his front wall before the Westlife reunion meetingDon't forget to give us a follow on your nearest social media platform. We need your love out there on those terrible places. We're on all the usuals.See you soon for a Toasted episode, and the brilliant Abi Clarke who is along next time.TOAST OUT xxTikTok  Instagram  YouTube 

OMG Toasters it's been a minute. How ARE you? Good news - we're back soon with a brand new set of fabulous guests ready for us to take a deep dive into their online purchase stories. This series we've got, amongst others:NICKY CHAPMAN!NICKI BYRNE!AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE NOT CALLED NICKY!It's all starting on May 14th with the fantastic Nicky Byrne. And if you're feeling fancy you can always jump on our Patreon this second and subscribe for as little as £3 for some early access to that episode. Let's get snooping!Team Toast xxTikTok  Instagram  YouTube Patreon

Yes! A little cheeky mid-hiatus drop from MMBAT towers you are WELCOMEhi Toasters - sorry for the radio silence. All will be back up and running soon.In the meantime enjoy this gorgeous offering of Toaster having a little mash up with Drunk Women Solving Crime. See you soon for more Toasters though yeah?Lots of loveToast xTikTok  Instagram  YouTube 

Hi Toasters!Welcome back!This week we're diving into the Amazon purchase history of comedian, Instagrammer, and podcast host Holly Morris. Together we'll voyage into some seriously eclectic online shopping habits, from cosplay costumes and portable projectors to silicon toilet brushes and inflatable fat suits. We chat impulsive job changes, how home is truly where the heart is, we talk ADHD and autism, and make sure we stop off for a serious tangent on toilet paper and maths.What a show! And it's all yours to enjoy!Team Toast xx TikTok  Instagram  YouTube New Episodes every Tuesday and Thursday 00:00 Introduction and Welcome00:02 Holly Morris' Purchase History Highlights01:19 Diving into Holly's Amazon Orders03:57 Holly's Job History and Quirky Stories05:34 The Facebook Generation07:19 2020 Purchases and Lockdown Life10:51 Influencer Life and Product Reviews20:28 Gardening and Lazy Hacks23:10 Emotional Reactions and ADHD25:02 Family Dynamics and Dog's Birthday27:23 Self-Help Books and Personal Growth28:49 Funny Amazon Purchases39:18 Instagram Facade and Picnic Realities40:25 Organic Products and Toilet Paper Subscriptions42:47 Podcast Promotion and Conclusion

Toasters!Welcome to some more Toasted, a chance to dwell and linger on the previous episode with the fantastic Angela Scanlon We discuss the big topics, of course, such as wigs, eggs and toilet brushes.Here are some of our favourite products from the week for you to (of course) go out and buy immediately. Beth's Hairpiece!THE Bog Brush!Nipple Cream!We'll be back next week with Holly Morris. In the meantime check out our socials and YouTubes, where you can watch all this nonsense actually play out visually. See you next time Team Toast xTikTok  Instagram  YouTube New Episodes every Tuesday and Thursday