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Chris Hall's FIRST EVER Amazon purchase - and it's a great one.
Hello hello hello and welcome back to another online shopping tour - this week it's the turn of the wonderful Chris Hall.
He's not only an excellent stand-up who is on tour literally right now, he's also brilliant over on the old Instagram where he pumps out endlessly hilarious clips. Go and give him a follow!
Chris takes us on a whistle stop tour of his life on board cruise ships, his time as a gym instructor, and reveals his true love who he shares a bed with every night.
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Next week it's Laura Smyth's turn and that episode is already on our Patreon, if you feel like splashing out.
Ok all the best kind regards see you next week
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