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Posh and Fab have to crack out the vacuum cleaner to deal with a tarp full of dropped names. Also, Cher is still a teenager.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr Christine Lahti falls for her patient, a member of the psychic Gleppian race played by Antonio Sabato Jr., who catches space flu from Pencil (Daphne Zuniga), causing fevered hallucinations to affect the entire space hospital. Will space Nurse arrive in time to stop retired discount hairdresser Special Guest Star Heather Locklear who has a knife and is hallucinating that Doctor Christine Lahti is a cake? Also, The Boss has a new blazer.

Posh and Fab are confronted by underage girls getting into problematic relationships with much older men who should know better, for about the sixth chapter in a row.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: Still reeling from the shortfall in her stationery stocktake, The Boss has to sell off most of her space fonts. A patient is saved from an accidental space tentacle amputation when space Nurse and Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) reinstate space hospital’s many missing serifs. Over a space zoom call, Dr Christine Lahti says a tearful goodbye to Sunset, while retired discount hairdresser Special Guest Star Heather Locklear trims her bangs.

Cher drops names like bombs and Posh and Fab get severe shrapnel injuries.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr Christine Lahti receives a visitor from back home, a no-nonsense veterinarian played by Sheryl Lee Ralph, who has bad news about Sunset, Dr Lahti’s beloved Crested Gecko. Sunset needs an urgent blood transfusion, and the only suitable donor is space Nurse, who refuses on religious grounds. Special Guest Star Heather Locklear as a retired discount hairdresser confronts Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) in the stationery cupboard.

Posh and Fab discover that boobs drive straight men to behave in wildly inappropriate ways. Also, Cher is an inveterate car thief.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: Retired discount hairdresser, Special Guest Star Heather Locklear, has teamed up with Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) to throw a surprise birthday party for Doctor Christine Lahti. Plans are put on hold when a space freighter overturns on the space highway, spilling an entire load of space confetti. Meanwhile, The Boss confronts Space Nurse about a shortfall in her stationery stocktake. Particularly, pencils.

Fab is comforted by some more iconic camp namedropping, Posh is concerned about all the gassing.