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Small Town DnD
Ep. 4: The Talent Show Round 2: Sudden Death (Queen's Visit Arc)
Ep. 4
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A battle against a chimpanzee and 4 flying snakes doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Get out of here, with your split hoof and one stomach”.
Content Warning: It’s becoming a trend that we mention the existence of pornography. Language.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
Talent Show Audience Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.
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1. Ep. 1: (Not) Answering the Call to Greatness (Queen's Visit Arc)
01:08:41||Ep. 1The would-be heroes don’t answer the Call to Greatness. Also, “We can’t speak to anyone”. Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “STD Theme” by Slappy"Ambience, Large Crowd, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.orgWe mildly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.2. Ep. 2: Reverse Burglary (Queen's Visit Arc)
01:05:04||Ep. 2The Towers Schoolhouse has an unexpected problem. Also, “not the pornography”.Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “STD Theme” by SlappyWe mildly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.3. Ep. 3: The Talent Show Round 1 (Queen's Visit Arc)
01:04:53||Ep. 3A Talent Show determines who will speak to the Queen. Also, “Try not to fall in love with me”.Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “STD Theme” by SlappyTalent Show Audience Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.We mildly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.5. Ep. 5: The 999th Annual Crystato Harvest Hootenanny (Halloween Special)
01:22:35||Ep. 5An overly complicated points system crowns the High Hooter. Also, “Four-Legged Beast from Hell (Ask Me How We Can Stop It)”.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “Spooky STD Theme” by SlappyCrowd Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.6. Ep. 6: The Poverty Episode (Queen’s Visit Arc)
01:19:05||Ep. 6The party planning committee deals with high rents, lifestyle expenses, and extreme poverty. Also, “What’s the difference between Poor and Squalid?”.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “STD Theme” by Slappy7. Ep. 7: Crystato Negotiations and a Hint of Romance (Queen’s Visit Arc)
01:21:39||Ep. 7A needlessly complicated scheme for crystato negotiations ends unexpectedly and new (maybe even romantic?) mysteries appear. Also, “Have you heard of the Breezetop Bombing?”.Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “STD Theme” by Slappy8. Ep. 8: Midnight Rescue Mission (Queen’s Visit Arc)
01:13:55||Ep. 8The all-night search for a missing friend ends with a shocking revelation. Also, “Sorry, my ears must be deceiving me. I feel like I hear two quitters here.”Original Music by David Dillon, plus “Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero “STD Theme” by Slappy