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Ep. 7: Crystato Negotiations and a Hint of Romance (Queen’s Visit Arc)

Ep. 7

A needlessly complicated scheme for crystato negotiations ends unexpectedly and new (maybe even romantic?) mysteries appear. Also, “Have you heard of the Breezetop Bombing?”.


Music by David Dillon, plus

 

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

 

“STD Theme” by Slappy

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