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Season 11, Ep. 3
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This week is all about role reversals as William has started getting into football and Jordan’s become obsessed with his new coffee machine (don’t worry they quickly revert back to their old selves). We also hear your dilemmas about texting etiquette, touchy-feely neighbours, and an afternoon tea conundrum.
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