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Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits

Season 12, Ep. 67

William fondly recounts his Hanson Family Sports Day as the G&Divas suggest a few activities for a Sexted alternative. Jordan realises his relatives are visiting him from beyond the grave, and we hear about a new way to dunk your biscuits.

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