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Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs
Season 12, Ep. 63
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This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we’re not in an alternate universe), whilst Jordan has been gathering compliments on his summer of neckerchiefs. Plus we hear how many of you actually iron your bedsheets, and let’s just say William is far from impressed.
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