Share

cover art for Help I Sexted My Boss

Help I Sexted My Boss

Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life.


Latest episode

  • 82. Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy

    33:50||Season 2026, Ep. 82
    Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems.But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette

More episodes

View all episodes

  • 81. Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding

    42:06||Season 2026, Ep. 81
    William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better than any aftershave money can buy.Plus, the boys tackle your burning dilemmas, including delivery drivers doing a poo, whether you should surrender your bed to a guest, and oral explorations of untraditonal zones. --Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
  • 80. Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery

    25:44||Season 2026, Ep. 80
    After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the surprisingly heated topic of their MOST HATED cutlery. Plus, there’s a shocking revelation that William Hanson does not own a TIN OPENER. Has he finally taken being posh too far?Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
  • 79. Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth

    44:21||Season 2026, Ep. 79
    It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party playlists and how to deal with dating someone whose name is less than ideal.Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
  • 78. French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini

    35:37||Season 2026, Ep. 78
    William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
  • 77. Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert

    49:49||Season 2025, Ep. 77
    After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years.The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette#AD. To find out more please visit - https://www.skoda.co.uk/
  • 76. Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades

    30:14||Season 2026, Ep. 76
    Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse…Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette