Help I Sexted My Boss

After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test! That’s not the only bold claim as the boys discuss the best dictator haircuts and who they’d be in the Star Wars universe.

Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. Whilst William declares himself a motorbike convert and dreams up a plan for his own music festival. There's also time for the boys to solve dilemmas involving scrunching or folding and a code brown situation.

There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your best moments of passive aggressive communication and discover that you can actually die with a hard on.

After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching.

William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of them naturally). Expect all the usual Sexted fun, with added groaning.Thank you to the lovely Giorgio and Marcin from Urban for coming on the podcast. If you fancy an at-home massage, get 10% off your first treatment with the code BOSS, you’ve got until the 31st August to use the code. Just head to www.urban.co and book now!

There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you to pay for half of the meal because you didn’t put out.

Ever wondered what Jordan spends his nights Googling? Never fear, comrades — we have the answers! Meanwhile, William’s getting told off for how he eats rice, and a listener writes in with a top tip for anonymously informing a one-night stand that they might have an STI.

William's back from New York, and he's proudly boasting a rat free visit. Jordan enjoys some high brow dilemmas from the G&Divas, including the intricacies of yawning etiquette and the age-old debate on American versus European dining styles. But don't worry, usual Sexted service resumes with chat about a mid-dinner passionate encounter gone awry, plus what to do if you're left out of a group outing!

William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie.