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Jordan FAINTS | And Sushi With Half Pints
Season 2026, Ep. 14
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There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason that made Jordan FAINT! The boys also cover their big plans for Jordan’s birthday and why Producer Ben is the Voldemort of Help I Sexted My Boss.
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82. Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy
33:50||Season 2026, Ep. 82Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems.But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
81. Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding
42:06||Season 2026, Ep. 81William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better than any aftershave money can buy.Plus, the boys tackle your burning dilemmas, including delivery drivers doing a poo, whether you should surrender your bed to a guest, and oral explorations of untraditonal zones. --Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
80. Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery
25:44||Season 2026, Ep. 80After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the surprisingly heated topic of their MOST HATED cutlery. Plus, there’s a shocking revelation that William Hanson does not own a TIN OPENER. Has he finally taken being posh too far?Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
79. Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth
44:21||Season 2026, Ep. 79It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party playlists and how to deal with dating someone whose name is less than ideal.Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
78. French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini
35:37||Season 2026, Ep. 78William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
77. Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert
49:49||Season 2025, Ep. 77After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years.The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette#AD. To find out more please visit - https://www.skoda.co.uk/
76. Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades
30:14||Season 2026, Ep. 76Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse…Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
75. Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’...
50:28||Season 2026, Ep. 75In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also address your dilemmas regarding telling people they can’t vape in your house and how to tell your partner you want to be locked in a cage.Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon. Use the code OUTOFOFFICE to get the first month half price!Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
74. Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb
35:48||Season 2026, Ep. 74Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again…PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back?Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/