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5. The Fishy Fiasco
15:25||Season 2026, Ep. 5Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Peppa Pig. There are two new (and very memorable) additions to the Secret Mum Club gallery, and one listener shares a childhood secret involving a zoo queue, an unfortunate smell, and a brutally honest 11-year-old.
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4. The Biscuit Choke
52:07||Season 2026, Ep. 4Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other parents at Joseff’s school, and a potty-training wee goes very publicly wrong.3. The Talking Toddlers
18:57||Season 2026, Ep. 3The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one mum is in desperate need of respite after a nightmare house move that’s landed her and the kids back at mum and dad’s.2. The Potty Mouth Era
59:30||Season 2026, Ep. 2There are a few potty-mouthed babies this week, as Soph shares Renley’s new favourite word and a listener reveals their toddler’s hilarious mispronunciation. Soph and Emma also discuss co-sleeping doubts, and hear from a listener whose sister may have crossed the line by stealing her baby name.1. The Double Digit Realisation
26:34||Season 2026, Ep. 1Soph and Emma catch up on the festive period, with Soph having a big realisation about 2026 and Emma sharing her wild New Year’s Eve. Plus, the ladies hear from an expectant mum, and a listener whose little one has finally said “mummy”.99. The Tupperware Elf
11:56||Season 3, Ep. 99Merry Christmas, Secret Mum Clubbers! Here’s an extra-special festive treat, featuring terrible cracker jokes, a Christmas Eve baby, and a very naughty elf. 🎄