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NPC Ships and 7 Foot Tall Flyboys

What do you do when your boss wants you to basically cancel Christmas? And then also a tall hot boy is there, and he wants you to not cancel Christmas? Before you respond: this hot tall boy is like 7 feet tall and carved out of marble. Then, it's time to talk NPC ships, which means Zelda, which means Star Fox, which means Mario, but most urgently (and most hornily) it means HADES. Hook Zag up with everyone. Hook Meg up with everyone. Hook Than up with everyone.