Things are off to a bad start when Zammit wants to de-voice himself and JD wraps himself in a blanket before landing on 'being on a boat' would be the best way to survive a Quiet Place. However, now what? They don't know how to fish, discussion of desalination only leads to yelling which is the one thing they really shouldn't do. The boys argue about magnetic south, try to eat fish bones and fail to catch seagulls (for its hydrating blood) before a quick divergence into JFK young juice conspiracies and qanon's interesting theories about that one bad day in Dallas. Either way, how bad can salt water really be? Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham if they're not sold out.

How Would You Survive a Quiet Place?

Recorded live at the Comedy Republic in Melbourne on August 22nd 2024, the boys dared to ask Which Fictional Child Would Be the Best to Step-Dad? Zammit is going to be a father soon and the other two will also be there so what better way to test their fathering mettle with their approach to fatherhood with fictional children? You need to ask yourself, who did it best (or the least worst) as general parenting, the birds and the bees, athletic prowess and how well we get on with other kid's dads are all taken into consideration when raising these children that are now under our care. Zammit is worred he won't be able to keep up with a man-cub, JD wants to be praised for looking after a reverso-boy and Jackson has to explain to a rat the dangers of stealing. It ain't easy being a step-dad but at least the courts will have premo evidence when Zammit's kid gets taken off him. Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham.

Which Fictional Child Would Be the Best to Step-Dad (Live)?

Puberty is never good. It's even worse when your teeth are little guys, you can explode exactly one (1) time or Wolverine is there to welcome you into the X-Men while you wait in a cave. Today the clever geniuses at Plumbing the Death Star are asking what the worst mutant ability to awaken with. Zammit wants us all to have big thinks or be pig warmers, Jackson experiences a very bad morning before getting a great pair of sunglasses but JD goes and ruins it for everyone. From having the sensation of pie to experience a haircut you're not having to orifices dialatingon their own. All we know is that when JD's power awakens you better pray to whatever god you believe in that you just happen to be sitting down when he is. Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham.

What Would Be the Worst Mutant Ability to Awaken Within You?

This is pop culture. We swear. Springsteen wrote a song (and a book) so it counts! Outlaw Pete is about a bank-robbing baby whose exploits become a meditation on sin, fate, and free will. Springsteen himself said it’s essentially the story of a man trying to outlive and outlast his sins! Now the sin is robbing a bank and the man is a baby but it still counts! But we here at Plumbing the Death Star ain’t gonna spend any time on that, we’re here today to discuss how you’d rob a bank using the powers of a baby. And not just any baby, a baby that is at most 3 months old. Zero object permanence, no knee caps and a weak fontanelle are just a few of the things in our arsenal to rob a hank. You might be thinking that such a task is impossible and we’re here to tell you that yes, not being able to speak, hold your own neck up or even have man-thoughts are definitely hurdles. But never underestimate the nature of man, or in this case baby, and our willingness to overcome any obstacle put in our way. Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham.

How Would You Use the Powers of a Baby to Rob a Bank?

Sure Charlie Bucket got the factory because everyone else failed quicker, but was that the best move by Wonka? Running a business is hard work. Running a questionable legal chocolate manufacturing business with multiple scandals involving workers rights, fair pay and strange and unique injuries to guests is possibly harder. We don’t think Charlie has it in him to bribe officials or squash any dissenting opinions about unions. His amoral failings will be the death of Wonka chocolate and Augustus Gloop will have died for nothing. At least under the ruthless eye of one of the other children, Gloop’s legacy will live on. But more importantly Wonka’s legacy will live on. Sure it might be Wonka-Salt now, but the chocolate’s so good you’ll die for it. Just ask Augustus. You can’t. Because he’s a dead little boy. Due to woeful safety regulations at the chocolate factory. But you know he’d say it and mean every word. Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in Melbourne or the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham.

Which Child Would Have Been the Best Heir to the Wonka Throne?

In Pokemon-realm there’s only three things to do: fight, breed or sell bicycle and the Plumbing Boys are all out of Pokemon. There might also be beauty show? We’re unclear if that’s true. There’s a lot of horse kick math from the leading experts of getting kicked in the head (by horse) that results in a very bad day at the circus and realising that a lot of animals struggle against rock, hate being on fire and cannot body electricity. Jackson chooses sell bicycle and picks snake in a very simple 3 or 4 step plan to make a million dollars that mostly involves shaking down a kid and then faking getting really sick. JD gets on his soapbox about dog shows and Zammit just wants to think about bears. It’s a lot of thinks about animals this week but there’s one thing we cannot deny, a cassowary is god’s most sinful creation Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in Melbourne or the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham.

Which Real Life Animal Would Make the Best Pokemon?

It’s 1990 somethings! A truly blissful time when the internet didn’t exist, everyone was still recovering from the 80s, tying a flannelette shirt around your waist was the pinnacle of fashion and you had to buy your music from an actual record store. But you didn’t want to buy your music from some kind of bland corporate mega corp like Music Town. You want to go somewhere hip and radical like Empire Records! Where the staff can get away with stealing a large amount of money, have Rex Manning slam your cheeks in the copy room and you can perform your next big hit ‘Sugar High’ on the rooftop. Like a Beatle! Sure it’s not all good times. You might hallucinate Gwar sacrificing you on stage and your boss might hit you, but at least he didn’t turn you into the cops. See, it’s all swings and roundabouts! Empire Records, now accepting job applications by gun point and they’re open ‘til midnight. Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in Melbourne or the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham.

Is it Even Worth it to Work in Empire Records?

TheDamBeaver wants us to answer How We’d Steal the Moon. We assume it’s to do with Despicable Me’s very own Gru, but we can’t be sure. JD wants to make everything big, Zammit takes a leaf from paper, scissors, rock and Jackson figures it out. So let’s all go get a small loan from the Bank of Evil, feed our satan horse only the finest cuts of clown meat and pray that we never find out the earth is ending until the last possible moment. Or a three day weekend. Either or. Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in Melbourne or the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham

How Would You Steal the Moon?

Gustavo wants to know How Would the World React if God Killed Spider-Man as per Eddie Brock's Wishes in Spider-Man 3 and thinks we're the right people for the job. And they're right! As soon as Eddie clasps his hands together and calls God 'sir' he's going to hear the loudest boom anyone has ever heard accompanied by an angelic hymn as the body of Peter Parker slaps the stone tiles in front of him, head first. With Peter smoted, most likely unrecognisable as his body turns to ash from being hit with holy light, a lot of questions arise. Since both Peter Parker and Spider-Man are suspiciously missing will anyone connect the dots? How long will New York take before they notice the webslinger is not stopping crime? Will any super-villain cash in and try to take credit for the death of Spider-Man? We're here today to say yes, yes they will and it will be from the villain you suspected the least. Either way, if God's granting out smite wishes it probably best to be off anyone's radar as it will be a very dangerous, albeit short, time to be alive. Links to everything in our <a href="https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee</a> including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ If you’re in Melbourne or the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to <a href="https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/</a> and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham

How Would the World React if God Killed Spider-Man as per Eddie Brock's Wishs in Spider-Man 3?

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