What If Invisible Girl of the Fantastic Four married the Sub-Mariner?
In 1977 Marvel attempted to answer the important questions with their What If…? line of comics. They Failed. Now in the year of 2023 the Plumbing Boys have picked up the slack and dared to ask once again: What if?
Would You Trust a Little Boy With the Powers of Shazam?
If you can’t trust a little boy with the powers of Shazam, who can you trust?! In reality the powers of Seus, Heus, Aeus, Zeus, Aues (again) and Meus was given to the sad, lonely and despicable Billy Batson by a misguided and potentially evil Wizard but fear not! Because we’re here to finally right this wrong. We go over several pathways like giving Shazam a carer to giving the most pure of heart (a dog) godlike powers to varying degrees of success to finally turning inwards and giving ourselves the powers of the gods to fix all our aches and pains. We don’t fight the devil but we also no longer groan when we get out of a chair so we’d call that a big win in our books.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.
PtDS+ How Would You Use Hünking to Benefit Your Day to Day Life?
Answering the important questions too important to ask the general public.
What Would You Do With the Beach That Makes You Old?
Remember to slip on your comfortable jeans, slop up a big heaping bowl of spaghetti, slap down for sale sign to encourage potential wealthy investors, seek out the best antique forgers known to man and slide on down to the beach that makes you old as we try and nut out what to do with such a unique and naturally occurring phenomena. The boys keep sending good money after bad to make it good as they each put forward their own harebrained scheme to exploit the beach that makes things old. Jackson never once waivers from his antiquing scheme, Zammit in a huff tries to offload a depreciating asset and Duscher does his part for the environment. And of course if you could please like, comment and subscribe to Spaghettima Sins and don’t forget to hit that bell so you never miss an episode. Ding.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.
If You Die in the Game You Die in Real Life: Which is the Worst Game to Die in?
Our pockets are stuffed with quarters and we’ve got a gaming itch to scratch! Forget Timezone, let’s all head down to the arcade that kills you, put on the oculus rift that explodes our head and fire up Star Wars Episode I: Racer to finally experience podracing as it was truly meant to be played. The boys fight over the one brain cell that isn’t even there as they try to figure out how they’d die like a Mario, wonder what happens to a brain when it’s bit by many rattlesnakes and predict one of the trio’s many bus related deaths. Meet you at the arcade fellas!Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.
What Would You Do If You Got Superman's Powers Right Here Right Now?
Be it cosmic ray, genie’s wish or just a thing that happens, the boys have somehow gotten all the powers of Superman and now have to answer if great power does in fact come with great responsibility. Jackson immediately wanders off to commit brain surgery while the Joels try and see what they can do for NASA. We all try different ways to take Zammit’s wife for a nice holiday to Hawaii, realize our cats wouldn’t understand Italy and maybe the best way to deal with all these powers is to become a symbol of peace through war by being the benevolent dictator you know and love. It’s Super Coke Cock Man v Space Joels in a battle for humanity as we’ve all got zero consequences and zero drive so who really cares?Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.