Plumbing the Death Star

This week on Plumbing the Death Star join Joel, Jackson and Joel as they try to figure out if they could handle the pressures put on them by their father after he took them to see the Black Parade ala Welcome to the Black Parade?. The episode takes twists and turns (none of which actually answer the question) though pop culture, from a rousing speech for a young Batman from prophetic Thomas Wayne to Jor-El rediscovering the joys of making love to his wife to the disgust of the scientific community.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.

Hulk did it in one but we reckon we can do it better

Join the boys this week as they nut out an important answer to an important question on this watershed episode of Plumbing the Death Star. Find out where crime sits on the speakeasy to robbery scale, listen to Zammit get X-Menny on us again and hear all about Goblin Madness. The boys tackle all the villains from Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, from Green Goblin to the Bank that wants to take Aunt May’s house.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.

Join the Bad Brain Boys as they go up market and tackle prestige cinema in the shape of Wolf of Wall Street, this week the boys answer the question ‘How Would You Sell The Pen From Woof of Wall Street?’. Jackson enters the void where having a pen means power, Duscher forgets his idea then turns to brute force and bribery while Zammit enlists Jordon Belfort old friend - drugs.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.

The last time the boys tackled this question it left everyone with an existential crisis and now Zammit wants to redeem himself. But before he can do that Duscher wants to get really big. Like Ant man but without the pesky problem of getting little. Joel Duscher can grow to be a 12ft man, who can rip the roof of a bank and take bites of cars. JD alias The Shaker aka Mr Big Nude, a veritable Robin Hood to all those effected by wage theft! Wowing civilians and on-lookers with his signature move, The Shake Down, where he picks up businesses and shakes them.Jackson wants to be a whole city otherwise known as Pluck-o the City man, which is essentially a Symbiote. Only he doesn’t have enough self awareness to fight crime right and humans are like ants crawling on his skin which won't possibly go wrong.Finally Zammit becomes The Hunch and gains the ability to change the narrative. He can shift reality to make everything the way he thinks it should be. Making innocent people guilty, guilty people innocent! History and memories change on a whim! There isn't a situation where he isn't always 100% correct. Buy our terrible stickers here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.

In 1977 Marvel attempted to answer the important questions with their What If…? line of comics. They Failed. Now in the year of 2021 the Plumbing Boys have picked up the slack and dared to ask once again: What if?