Obsessive Compulsive Dykes

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It’s time to talk about the lesbian renaissance (or lack thereof) - sandwiched between milking one of us like a cow, the gym being a hotbed for dykes, a future alien race, retinol, lube, conflict avoidance, drama, and the floor as a concept. Don’t say we don’t provide all a girl could ever need. Clit screen sees us eating up 2025’s The Wedding Banquet and don’t tell, but someone has a crush on us…

Big gay news! And despite what you might expect, neurodivergence is playing the leading role. The judge is turning into a series regular and someone puts their thumb in Anna’s mouth (in public). Clit screen this week has your hosts divided - it’s time to watch AWOL. Now settle in; your fave black cat and labrador couple have something exciting to tell you…

Calling all the dykes across the world! From discovering little lesbian nan to ending their exes, Anna is teaching people how to treat them. The Vegan receives the ultimate display of devotion in front of Megs, who’s out here getting kicked for the pod. We offer our most unhinged advice yet, and tackle the big questions: Is the trad life coming for us all? Should shared ancestry bring lovers closer? Is Scandinavia a country?? Get ready to fall for a baddie, Clit Screen this week is the one and only: D.E.B.S. 

When does a sexy age gap turn into intergenerational care? Megs thinks ‘heteroflexible’ has got some explaining to do, while our Clit Screen ‘Show Me Love’ has Anna reminiscing about Sweden in the noughties. Come backstage and listen to the true story of Traitors in real life, introducing a new character: the home wrecker. As for the TV show, we’d kill for Cat Burns.

Calling all filthy animals, come to ours for Christmas! You didn’t think we’d leave you standing out there in the cold did you? We’re carolling about Christmas with our exes, dressing up as Santa, and ordering panic gifts through food delivery apps. Megs almost reenacts the Love Actually airport scene and Anna is building their life out of gingerbread. Thanks for a beautiful 2024 - we love ya! Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s

Kaos star Misia Butler is bringing his husky tones and tree adoration to the studio. We get the download on auditioning and filming, awards season, and hiking instead of drinking. Megs is dropping the D-word and Anna is giving goth at a Shrek rave. It’s our Season 2 FINALE - if you don’t have a crush, what are you even doing?!Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s

Our first LIVE roast the rainbow, with our hilarious guest Gaby Foley, writer and star of Flicker, a play about being Queer and having OCD. When we’re done fighting over our USP, we’re talking straddling on the tube, gore in films, and dads finding love, all the while flaunting our bowling team nails. Megs is cheating on Anna’s spin class with dykes on bikes and Gaby wrote a whole show to avoid having a difficult conversation. Plant your sunflower seed and settle in, this one’s a corker.Instagram: @ObsessiveCompulsiveDykesTiktok: @ocdyk3s