Obsessive Compulsive Dykes

Our first ever live episode in a room full of superfans! This episode is pumped full of sapphic excellence: outrageous audience Queer Me Outs, quick-fire I Kissed a Girl S2 opinions, and an absolute car crash of a first date. Listen to the ep that got us so vulnerable we had to put sunglasses on. If we’re scissoring every Tuesday, this is certainly the climax.Shout out Out & Wild!

The Lesbianosphere is pulsating with Pride, drama, and secure attachment. Advance your knowledge of American lesbian youtuber history and hear expert football commentary live from the box. Anna goes head to head with OCD and finds the house always wins, while Megs is kissing old lesbians and pining for MSN. Clit Screen: The Setup.Book mentioned: ‘Overcoming Unwanted Intrusive Thoughts’

Iconic Maura Bird joins us for this killer episode, chatting all things 28 Years Later, King Princess’ house party, and a mysterious beatboxer. Come have a DMC about existing beyond the binary and Megs will share their experience of the Queer BSL scene in Bristol. Get your trad-wife to whip you up a sandwich and be a pest with us. 

Will we all end up like our Mums? If you’re a yesman who overcommits for fun, you could be in danger. Listen to this prescriptive tincture to find out how to stop the two screen life and start making love to the atmosphere. Hold Tennessee Williams’ hand as your hosts chat sexualisation and nuance, Las Vegas, and their ICONIC Heated Rivalry performance at Booters. We all know Season 3 is the therapy season, so get on the sofa and spill. Clit Screen: Heart Shot.

Just a rule breaker who hates their fringe and a kefir mom with strong opinions on tax bonding over their shared need to backflip. Anna estimates the strength of their vaginal canal and Megs builds their own Queer utopia. ‘Sew Into You’ is the cutest Clit Screen, so stop attention seeking and be as humble as this sexy drag queen.

We’re training for the marathon that is surviving 18 year olds in pubs, charity shop controversies, and vicars with side ponies. Anna’s crying at lunch while Megs is hitting on the waiter, and all the while, there are performative hippies out there doing ecstatic dance. Clit Screen has us debriefing on Sally (2025) and we get heated about where Gen Z fashion comes from.

Saturn returns are bringing boy clothes, mortgages, and DOMS - closure not guaranteed! Clit Screen has us debating the phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry, and the reality of being someone’s first time. Come on Rock Stars, it’s time to forget your exes and yearn with your besties.

It’s time to talk about the lesbian renaissance (or lack thereof) - sandwiched between milking one of us like a cow, the gym being a hotbed for dykes, a future alien race, retinol, lube, conflict avoidance, drama, and the floor as a concept. Don’t say we don’t provide all a girl could ever need. Clit screen sees us eating up 2025’s The Wedding Banquet and don’t tell, but someone has a crush on us…