Obsessive Compulsive Dykes

Just a rule breaker who hates their fringe and a kefir mom with strong opinions on tax bonding over their shared need to backflip. Anna estimates the strength of their vaginal canal and Megs builds their own Queer utopia. ‘Sew Into You’ is the cutest Clit Screen, so stop attention seeking and be as humble as this sexy drag queen.

We’re training for the marathon that is surviving 18 year olds in pubs, charity shop controversies, and vicars with side ponies. Anna’s crying at lunch while Megs is hitting on the waiter, and all the while, there are performative hippies out there doing ecstatic dance. Clit Screen has us debriefing on Sally (2025) and we get heated about where Gen Z fashion comes from.

Saturn returns are bringing boy clothes, mortgages, and DOMS - closure not guaranteed! Clit Screen has us debating the phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry, and the reality of being someone’s first time. Come on Rock Stars, it’s time to forget your exes and yearn with your besties.

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It’s time to talk about the lesbian renaissance (or lack thereof) - sandwiched between milking one of us like a cow, the gym being a hotbed for dykes, a future alien race, retinol, lube, conflict avoidance, drama, and the floor as a concept. Don’t say we don’t provide all a girl could ever need. Clit screen sees us eating up 2025’s The Wedding Banquet and don’t tell, but someone has a crush on us…

Big gay news! And despite what you might expect, neurodivergence is playing the leading role. The judge is turning into a series regular and someone puts their thumb in Anna’s mouth (in public). Clit screen this week has your hosts divided - it’s time to watch AWOL. Now settle in; your fave black cat and labrador couple have something exciting to tell you…

Calling all the dykes across the world! From discovering little lesbian nan to ending their exes, Anna is teaching people how to treat them. The Vegan receives the ultimate display of devotion in front of Megs, who’s out here getting kicked for the pod. We offer our most unhinged advice yet, and tackle the big questions: Is the trad life coming for us all? Should shared ancestry bring lovers closer? Is Scandinavia a country?? Get ready to fall for a baddie, Clit Screen this week is the one and only: D.E.B.S. 

When does a sexy age gap turn into intergenerational care? Megs thinks ‘heteroflexible’ has got some explaining to do, while our Clit Screen ‘Show Me Love’ has Anna reminiscing about Sweden in the noughties. Come backstage and listen to the true story of Traitors in real life, introducing a new character: the home wrecker. As for the TV show, we’d kill for Cat Burns.