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“Glasses are the condom of my brain” S2 EP9
Season 2, Ep. 9
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pov: you’re a 27 year old transatlantic wife with a husband to get back to. Confusion is the new click bait, and today, we are the news. Anna wants to f*** their shorter self, and Megs makes a massive statement about dogs. With a big emphasis on yearning as our culture, we chat trans art, emotional availability, and fanny deets. Say no to insecure people coming for your happiness and yes to being gentle with yourself. We’ve both got questions for this weeks Clit Screen: The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love. And should we even get into Tar? Order your sexual health test kit and lay back…
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