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Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You
I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer
Season 6, Ep. 1
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...And that's a PITY. So do tell. The new email address is jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com. I don't know why I'm typing that address all CRYPTIC, like. I'd welcome spam at this point. Oh! I meant to tell you on the podcast, I did a really lovely radio show with Bibi Lynch, in front of an audience. If you want to listen, it's the second half of this: https://www.totallyradio.com/shows/bibi-does-brighton/episodes/bibi-does-brighton-05-oct-23
Anyway. DO get in touch. Any requests? I need a brief. x
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