Nose Candy

This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Warm Bulb by ClueLes Cahiers Secrets by JouissanceDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheRelique d'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandByredo BibliothèqueM/Mink by ByredoAnimalique by ByredoAromatics Elixir by CliniqueIle Mythique by ChabaudLait et Chocolat by ChabaudLait Concentre by Chabaud

This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.Want to see these two bare it all ON VIDEO? Subscribe at patreon.com/nosecandy for Patreon-exclusive Nose Candy video episodes. You know you wanna see the gals live and in color!Fragrances Discussed:Molecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesPink Sugar by AquolinaBaccarat Rouge 540Andrea Maack PavilionComme Des Garcons MarseilleDelina by Parfums de MarlyEssential Faith PerfumeUn Musc by Obvious ParfumsUne Vanille by Obvious ParfumsUne Figue by Obvious Parfums Debaser by DS and DurgaFighissimo by Hilde SolianiPhilosykos by DiptyqueAlluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis

What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Olene by DiptyqueChild by Susan D. Owens Green Spell by Eris Coven by Andrea MaackLiis Rose StruckRien by Etat Libre D’OrangeAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensAqua de Parma ColoniaFleur d’Oranger by Serge Lutens Encense Suave by Matiere PremiereMa Nishtana by Prissana

This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you're a Pretty Mess, too pretty to work, or pretty much over reading this, pretty pretty please will you listen to this ep?Fragrances Discussed:Tihota by IndultCasamorati LiraDelta of Venus by ErisSweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani

This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!Fragrances Discussed:Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere  Celine Black TieAnother 13 by Le LaboFantomas by NasomattoErba Pura by XerjoffSecretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'OrangeBois de Balincourt by Maison Louis MarieArsalan by PrinInexcusable Evil by ToskovatJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!Fragrances Discussed:Clue Warm Bulbd'Annam white riceDiptyque Eau PapierSantal Basmati by AffinessenceAndrea Maack CeramicChokedee by Strangers ParfumerieLiquide Imaginaire Blanche BêteBianco Latte by by Giardini Di ToscanaNaomi Goodsir Bois d'AsceseNaomi Goodsir Corpus EquusNaomi Goodsir Iris Cendrél'Attesa by Masque MilanoCalvin Klein EscapeSecretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeFantomas by NasomattoAdidas MovesAndrea Maack OsmoRoom 1015 WavechildSex and the Sea Francesca BianchiEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeJo Malone Red RosesZing by Andrea MaackChild by Susan D. OwensOlene by DiptyqueComme des Garcons MarseilleJ-Scent Paper SoapJ-Scent YawahadaJ'Adore DiorSerge Luttens Fleur D'OrangerAcqua Di Parma ColoniaNeroli Portofino by Tom FordBorneo by Serge LutensPoivre Noire by Serge LutensSlightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to this ep!Fragrances Discussed:1889 Moulin Rouge by Histoire De ParfumThis Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoire De ParfumL'Attesa by Masque MilanoDama Koupa by BarutiFrederic Malle Lipstick RoseExperimentum Crucis by Etat Libre D'OrangeAkro Night

This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!Fragrances Discussed:Gucci RushAcqua di Gio by ArmaniGap DreamRose Struck by LiisGhost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'OrangePink Sugar by AquolinaChloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'OrangeBaccarat Rouge 540Ariana Grande CloudBritney Spears FantasyDavid Beckham InstinctIssey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey