Nose Candy

It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation.Fragrances Discussed:YSL Baby CatUna tira d’altra by Hilde SolianiHealing Berry by Jorum StudioBoy Smells Doll Skin Citrush by Boy SmellsRose Load by Boy SmellsAnna Sui by Anna SuiVanille Chantilly by Tutti DélicesAldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois Delina by Parfums de MarlyJPG La Belle Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’OrangeGanymede by Marc Antoine Barrois Garage JMP artisan parfums Comme des Garçons Garage Nosu Been trying to meet you Nosu Sain no more Nosu Hides Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Horizon Oriza Legrande Perfumer H Dust Warm Bulb by Clue Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris Heliotrope by Perfumer HSalt by Perfumer HRose with Insect by Perfumer HAkro Crush Mugler AngelSanta Maria Novella PatchouliVivienne Westwood BoudoirJacomo by Jacomo

This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber.Fragrances DiscussedObsession by Calvin KleinDemeter Kitten FurMud by Born to Stand OutTheodoros Kalotinis Lemon TartAkro BakeLyra by XerjoffFemale Christ by 19-69Lampblack by FzoticCoco MademoiselleMarc Jacobs DaisyJean Paul Gaultier le Male

They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.Fragrances DiscussedBaccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis KurkdjianAnna Sui by Anna SuiBoy Smells Doll SkinDelizia di Marshmallow by KyseCocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse

G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser.Fragrances Discussed:Michael Jordan LegendCoffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas Akro SmokeDannam Vietnamese Coffee Pony Boy by Jorum StudioDelulu by Oddity Naked Dance by Oddity

This week the ladies are paring down the projection, silencing sillage, and embracing alone time for an episode all about introvert perfumes! Listen in as the gals share the frags they spray when they'd like others to go away. Do you want to smell like wet paper towels? What about an employees-only restroom? Pick me perfume anyone? Whether you're a shy Sally, timid Timothee, or a bashful Bryn, this episode is a scented solo social hour that you will not want to call off!Fragrances Discussed:Totally White 126 Parle Moi de ParfumAkro NightL'Eau de Boot by Boot Boys and UFO ParfumsRelique d’Amour by Oriza L LeGrandeKiehl's Original MuskSerge Lutens Nuit de CellophaneAngel by MuglerLight Blue by D&GVelvet Iris by Essential ParfumsGap DreamOsmo Andrea MaackSex and the Sea by Francesca BianchiMegamare by Orto ParisiGhost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'OrangeAkro CrushEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeRien by Etat Libre D'Orange

This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Comme des Garçons RougeComme des Garçons OriginalStecca by Hilde SolianiPluck by Jorum Studio

Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Poeme by LancomeJ'Adore DiorRogue Perfumery Jasmin AntiqueBlack Afghano by NassomattoLoulou by CacharelObsession by Calvin KleinL'Air du Temps by Nina RicciLady StetsonMitsuko by GuerlainHalston by HalsonRien by Etat Libre D'OrangePhlur Vanilla SkinRevlon Ciara

Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget.Fragrances Discussed:Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Black Tie by Celine Angel by MuglerSex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi Oriza LeGrande HorizonDelina by Parfums de MarleyPink Sugar Ariana Grande CloudRelique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrandHéliotrope by Oriza LeGrandYSL Back Opium Drunk Saffron Born to Stand OutBe my Cookie Born to Stand OutDirty Milk Born to Stand Out