Nose Candy

They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.Fragrances DiscussedBaccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis KurkdjianAnna Sui by Anna SuiBoy Smells Doll SkinDelizia di Marshmallow by KyseCocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse

G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser.Fragrances Discussed:Michael Jordan LegendCoffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas Akro SmokeDannam Vietnamese Coffee Pony Boy by Jorum StudioDelulu by Oddity Naked Dance by Oddity

Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not want to leave alone on a Friday night.Fragrances Discussed:Angel by MuglerFemale Christ by 19-69 Obsession by Calvin KleinLoulou by CacharelSantal 33 by Le LaboDoliphor by MarlouJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerJoy by Jean PatouMa Bête by ErisDelta of Venus by Eris

This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Comme des Garçons RougeComme des Garçons OriginalStecca by Hilde SolianiPluck by Jorum Studio

Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Poeme by LancomeJ'Adore DiorRogue Perfumery Jasmin AntiqueBlack Afghano by NassomattoLoulou by CacharelObsession by Calvin KleinL'Air du Temps by Nina RicciLady StetsonMitsuko by GuerlainHalston by HalsonRien by Etat Libre D'OrangePhlur Vanilla SkinRevlon Ciara

Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget.Fragrances Discussed:Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Black Tie by Celine Angel by MuglerSex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi Oriza LeGrande HorizonDelina by Parfums de MarleyPink Sugar Ariana Grande CloudRelique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrandHéliotrope by Oriza LeGrandYSL Back Opium Drunk Saffron Born to Stand OutBe my Cookie Born to Stand OutDirty Milk Born to Stand Out 

This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for.Fragrances Discussed:Oriza Legrand HéliotropeOriza Legrand HorizonMDCI Invasion BarbareMDCI Blue SatinL'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al KassirTrudon IIKyse Delizia di MarshmallowHilde Soliani OrgasmoOlympic Orchids Night FlyerClue Warm BulbStrangers CachouliJorum Studio Pony BodyJorum Studio GorselandJorum Studio Rose HighlandJorum Studio Healing BerrySlumberhouse BaqueUniversal Flowering Fig LeafKyse Oui PlusKyse Gateau de CarnevaleDali LagunaLolitaland by Lolita LempikaNasomatto BlamageNina Ricci l’Air du TempsFilippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tchAltra Stone Cold HeartNeandertal UsKenzo FlowerGaultier ClassiqueYSL Rive GaucheAngel by MuglerCostume National SuperglossEstée Lauder Youth DewAromatics Elixir by CliniquePaloma PicassoComme des GarçonsCk OneAcne Studios par Frédéric MalleObsession by Calvin KleinThe Different Company OsmanthusDelina by Parfums de MarlyBasilica by Milano FragranzeAndrea Maack CovenCenterfold by Hollywood GiftsTocade by RochasTocadily by RochasHexensalbe by Stora SkuggenPine by Stora SkuggenFracas by PiguetBritney Spears FantasySerge Lutens Ecrin de FuméeJ’Adore DiorCorrèges HypermuscBruno Acampora MuscJovoy PsychedeliqueDries van Noten Fleur du MalDemeter SnowDrakkar NoirZoologist Rabbit

When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it! Perfumes Discussed:Hwyl AesopCDG OriginalAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeArabian Tonka by MontaleMolecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesSuper Cedar by ByredoDior SauvageDrakkar Noir by Guy LerocheHot Cotton by BarutiAngel by MuglerFragola Solata by Hilde SolianiWarm Bulb by ClueComme Des Garcons Accident Radish VetiverAnarchist A- by ToscovatThe Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 TuesdaysJeroboam OrientoAndrea Maack EntranceAndrea Maack Pavilion Andrea Maack Jest Andrea Maack Muse Andrea Maack Neon Veil Acne Studios par Frederic Malle