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This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!Fragrances Discussed:Gucci RushAcqua di Gio by ArmaniGap DreamRose Struck by LiisGhost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'OrangePink Sugar by AquolinaChloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'OrangeBaccarat Rouge 540Ariana Grande CloudBritney Spears FantasyDavid Beckham InstinctIssey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey

Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.Fragrances Discussed:Guerlain InsolenceZoologist HummingbirdEtat Libre d'Orange RienGuerlain MitsoukoJoy by Jean PatouChanel No 5Hot Milk by Hilde SolianiBianco LatteLait ConcentreCK OneAndrea Maack CovenBlack Tie by CelineFracas by Robert PiguetDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheComme Des Garcons by Comme Des GarconsAromatics Elixir by CliniqueComptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille BananeOlympic Orchids Mardi GrasBruno Acampora MuscAngel by MuglerChanel Le LionJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White finally retire??? Seek shelter and don't forget your prep kit; this is an atomic episode that guarantees Mutually Assured Destruction :)Fragrances Discussed:Les Notes Gourmandes Heliotrope by ReminiscenceBlanche Bête by Liquides ImaginaresOrgasmo by Hilde SolianiUne Tira D'Autra by Hilde SolianiSweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde SolianiSale e Pepe by Hilde SolianiMmm by Hilde SolianiDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiHot Milk by Hilde SolianiMango on the Rocks by Hilde SolianiDrink Menta by Hilde SolianiMary Jane by Born to Stand OutAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeDev 1- IV by Olympic OrchidsComme Des Garcons OriginalRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeSarah Baker LeopardSarah Baker Jungle JezebelPink Sugar by Aquolina

Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings, which meant white tuxedos, chocolate fountains, and a perfume that smells like a rabbit cage. All that PLUS Maddie preserves her stake in CDG and fearlessly defends Zoologist's iconography while Chloe makes an argument for layering three of the strongest perfumes on earth. Want even more Steve Gontarski? Follow him on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.Fragrances Discussed:Don't Cry For Me AltaiaDiptyque OleneFils de Joie by Serge LutensPanettone by Milano FragranzeBaruti PerversoAkro SmokeTheodoros Kalotinis Coffee AddictFrancesca Bianchi Unspoken MuskSerge Lutens Five O'Clock Au GingembreSerge Lutens Ecrin de Fumee Serge Lutens Santal MajusculeCrabtree and Evelyn Room SprayErnesto Cire Trudon CandleOld Spice 4711 CologneComme Des Garçons CarnationComme Des Garçons HarissaComme Des Garçons RougeComme Des Garçons SequoiaComme Des Garçons PalisanderFemale Christ by 19-69Comme Des Garçons LilyGuerlain MuguetComme Des Garçons OriginalComme Des Garçons MarseilleSerge Lutens L'OrphelineGap DreamCK One by Calvin KleinHalston by HalstonRed Door by Elizabeth ArdenZoologist RabbitZoologist Harvest Mouse

Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Mango on the Rocks Hilde SolianiSnowy Owl by ZoologistDSH PerfumesPapier D'Armenie Rose CandleSanta Maria Novella Rose WaterEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePenhaligon's The Coveted DuchessRose Highland by Jorum StudioGorseland by Jorum StudioRose Oud by Eric ButerbaughRed Roses by Jo MaloneRosa Nigra by Filippo SorcinelliSlightly Bitch by Filippo SorcinelliNo Oud by BarutiAndrea Maack CraftRelique D'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandClue Warm BulbClue Morel MapClue With The CandlestickClue The PointD'Annam White Rice

This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Stora Skuggan ThumbsuckerAkro MaltComme des Garçons MarseilleUniversal Flowering Poems One Through TwelveUniversal Flowering Holy Hell

Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or a specter in search of your signature scent, this is one nightmare of an episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeRelique d’Amour by Oriza L. LeGrandAvignon by Comme des GarçonsReliqvia by Filippo SorcinelliSlightly Bitch by Filippo SorcinelliIo Non Ho Mani Che Mi Accarezzino il Volto by Filippo SorcinelliBlack Afgano by NasomattoNeandertal by NeandertalFire Water by Jorum StudioBois d'Ascèse by Naomi GoodsirAkro SmokeBurning BarbershopOlympic Orchids KilaueaOlympic Orchids Night FlyerOlympic Orchids Tropic of CapricornOlympic Orchids Mardi GrasOlympic Orchids Olympic Rainforest

Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nose Candy exclusive!). Would you like to smell like an estate sale? What about an opossum? A hairspray-covered grape lollipop? These three tackle the good, the bad, and the ugly trends plaguing their Discover tabs, while Marc offers a backstage pass into the Slurpee-scented life of a content creator. Want even from the devilishly handsome and hilarious Marc Sebastian? Follow him on Insta and TikTok at @marcsebastianf and tell him Nose Candy s(c)ent you!Fragrances Discussed:Abercrombie FierceLacoste RedCurve Men by Liz ClaiborneVersace Red JeansVersace Blue JeansBleu de ChanelReplica Beach WalkReplica Lazy Sunday MorningJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerChanel #5Zoologist CivetZoologist Harvest MouseZoologist HummingbirdMa Bête by ErisZoologist T RexZoologist PenguinBlanche Bête Liquides ImaginairesReminiscence Les Notes GourmandsMilky Musk by Parle Moi de ParfumNuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens??? by Chanel (unreleased)??? by Chanel (unreleased)