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It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!Fragrances Discussed:Clue Warm Bulbd'Annam white riceDiptyque Eau PapierSantal Basmati by AffinessenceAndrea Maack CeramicChokedee by Strangers ParfumerieLiquide Imaginaire Blanche BêteBianco Latte by by Giardini Di ToscanaNaomi Goodsir Bois d'AsceseNaomi Goodsir Corpus EquusNaomi Goodsir Iris Cendrél'Attesa by Masque MilanoCalvin Klein EscapeSecretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeFantomas by NasomattoAdidas MovesAndrea Maack OsmoRoom 1015 WavechildSex and the Sea Francesca BianchiEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeJo Malone Red RosesZing by Andrea MaackChild by Susan D. OwensOlene by DiptyqueComme des Garcons MarseilleJ-Scent Paper SoapJ-Scent YawahadaJ'Adore DiorSerge Luttens Fleur D'OrangerAcqua Di Parma ColoniaNeroli Portofino by Tom FordBorneo by Serge LutensPoivre Noire by Serge LutensSlightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to this ep!Fragrances Discussed:1889 Moulin Rouge by Histoire De ParfumThis Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoire De ParfumL'Attesa by Masque MilanoDama Koupa by BarutiFrederic Malle Lipstick RoseExperimentum Crucis by Etat Libre D'OrangeAkro Night

This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!Fragrances Discussed:Gucci RushAcqua di Gio by ArmaniGap DreamRose Struck by LiisGhost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'OrangePink Sugar by AquolinaChloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'OrangeBaccarat Rouge 540Ariana Grande CloudBritney Spears FantasyDavid Beckham InstinctIssey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey

This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Stone in Casino, this episode is one piquant flavor saver that brings the heat!Fragrances Discussed:Tonka Cola by ManceraFeuilles de Tabac by Miller HarrisCDG originalLe Labo Rose 31Floral Rose by DossierKerosene FollowedAngels' Share By KilianIl Tempo delle Mele by Hilde SolianiBuon Pranzo by Hilde SolianiFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiUna Tira l'Altra by Hilde SolianiPink Sugar by AquolinaPsychédélique by JovoyMdci Invasion BarbareErotic by Franck BocletMitsouko by GuerlainPoems One Through Twelve by Universal FloweringExperimentum Crucius by Etat Libre D'OrangeI am Trash by Etat Libre D'OrangeExit The King by Etat Libre D'OrangeThe Afternoon of a Faun by Etat Libre D'OrangeShe Was An Anomaly by Etat Libre D'OrangeFat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange500 Years by Etat Libre D'OrangeEau De Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.Fragrances Discussed:Guerlain InsolenceZoologist HummingbirdEtat Libre d'Orange RienGuerlain MitsoukoJoy by Jean PatouChanel No 5Hot Milk by Hilde SolianiBianco LatteLait ConcentreCK OneAndrea Maack CovenBlack Tie by CelineFracas by Robert PiguetDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheComme Des Garcons by Comme Des GarconsAromatics Elixir by CliniqueComptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille BananeOlympic Orchids Mardi GrasBruno Acampora MuscAngel by MuglerChanel Le LionJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings, which meant white tuxedos, chocolate fountains, and a perfume that smells like a rabbit cage. All that PLUS Maddie preserves her stake in CDG and fearlessly defends Zoologist's iconography while Chloe makes an argument for layering three of the strongest perfumes on earth. Want even more Steve Gontarski? Follow him on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.Fragrances Discussed:Don't Cry For Me AltaiaDiptyque OleneFils de Joie by Serge LutensPanettone by Milano FragranzeBaruti PerversoAkro SmokeTheodoros Kalotinis Coffee AddictFrancesca Bianchi Unspoken MuskSerge Lutens Five O'Clock Au GingembreSerge Lutens Ecrin de Fumee Serge Lutens Santal MajusculeCrabtree and Evelyn Room SprayErnesto Cire Trudon CandleOld Spice 4711 CologneComme Des Garçons CarnationComme Des Garçons HarissaComme Des Garçons RougeComme Des Garçons SequoiaComme Des Garçons PalisanderFemale Christ by 19-69Comme Des Garçons LilyGuerlain MuguetComme Des Garçons OriginalComme Des Garçons MarseilleSerge Lutens L'OrphelineGap DreamCK One by Calvin KleinHalston by HalstonRed Door by Elizabeth ArdenZoologist RabbitZoologist Harvest Mouse

Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Mango on the Rocks Hilde SolianiSnowy Owl by ZoologistDSH PerfumesPapier D'Armenie Rose CandleSanta Maria Novella Rose WaterEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePenhaligon's The Coveted DuchessRose Highland by Jorum StudioGorseland by Jorum StudioRose Oud by Eric ButerbaughRed Roses by Jo MaloneRosa Nigra by Filippo SorcinelliSlightly Bitch by Filippo SorcinelliNo Oud by BarutiAndrea Maack CraftRelique D'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandClue Warm BulbClue Morel MapClue With The CandlestickClue The PointD'Annam White Rice

This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Stora Skuggan ThumbsuckerAkro MaltComme des Garçons MarseilleUniversal Flowering Poems One Through TwelveUniversal Flowering Holy Hell