Nose Candy

Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Mango on the Rocks Hilde SolianiSnowy Owl by ZoologistDSH PerfumesPapier D'Armenie Rose CandleSanta Maria Novella Rose WaterEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePenhaligon's The Coveted DuchessRose Highland by Jorum StudioGorseland by Jorum StudioRose Oud by Eric ButerbaughRed Roses by Jo MaloneRosa Nigra by Filippo SorcinelliSlightly Bitch by Filippo SorcinelliNo Oud by BarutiAndrea Maack CraftRelique D'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandClue Warm BulbClue Morel MapClue With The CandlestickClue The PointD'Annam White Rice

This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Stora Skuggan ThumbsuckerAkro MaltComme des Garçons MarseilleUniversal Flowering Poems One Through TwelveUniversal Flowering Holy Hell

Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or a specter in search of your signature scent, this is one nightmare of an episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeRelique d’Amour by Oriza L. LeGrandAvignon by Comme des GarçonsReliqvia by Filippo SorcinelliSlightly Bitch by Filippo SorcinelliIo Non Ho Mani Che Mi Accarezzino il Volto by Filippo SorcinelliBlack Afgano by NasomattoNeandertal by NeandertalFire Water by Jorum StudioBois d'Ascèse by Naomi GoodsirAkro SmokeBurning BarbershopOlympic Orchids KilaueaOlympic Orchids Night FlyerOlympic Orchids Tropic of CapricornOlympic Orchids Mardi GrasOlympic Orchids Olympic Rainforest

Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nose Candy exclusive!). Would you like to smell like an estate sale? What about an opossum? A hairspray-covered grape lollipop? These three tackle the good, the bad, and the ugly trends plaguing their Discover tabs, while Marc offers a backstage pass into the Slurpee-scented life of a content creator. Want even from the devilishly handsome and hilarious Marc Sebastian? Follow him on Insta and TikTok at @marcsebastianf and tell him Nose Candy s(c)ent you!Fragrances Discussed:Abercrombie FierceLacoste RedCurve Men by Liz ClaiborneVersace Red JeansVersace Blue JeansBleu de ChanelReplica Beach WalkReplica Lazy Sunday MorningJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerChanel #5Zoologist CivetZoologist Harvest MouseZoologist HummingbirdMa Bête by ErisZoologist T RexZoologist PenguinBlanche Bête Liquides ImaginairesReminiscence Les Notes GourmandsMilky Musk by Parle Moi de ParfumNuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens??? by Chanel (unreleased)??? by Chanel (unreleased)

What's my motivation? This week the Nose Candy gals are going Inside the Actor's Studio with the brilliant and hilarious comedian, actress, and podcaster Kate Berlant! Kate sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a table read about their favorite Method Acting perfumes, or the scents they spray to get into character. Listen in as these three go off book to discuss perfume for chronic migraines, curly hair scent sensitivity, fragrance gatekeeping, and perfume shopping at the furniture store. Would you like to smell like a brand new car? What about a jumbo tin of bag balm? A morning jog through the park with just a hint of pollution? It's time to hit your mark and find your light divas: this is one showstopping episode you will not want to miss!Want even more from genius Kate Berlant? Go follow her on insta @kateberlant, watch her specials Cinnamon in the Wind and Would it Kill You to Laugh with John Early, and listen to every single g-d damn episode of her podcast Poog with Jacqueline Novak!Fragrances Discussed:Glossier YouSticky Fingers by Francesca BianchiChanel Le LionBlack Anise by AbelAkro InkEncre NoirSaint Rita Parlor Parfum Rita's CarEris Green SpellComme Des Garcons Serpentine

This week your gals are blessed, buzzed, and beaming brighter than the Northern Lights; artist and creative director of Andrea Maack Perfumes Andrea Maack is in the building! The chicest woman in Iceland sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about smells that project Wellness, which meant sampling a Four Seasons fragrance, a hand soap scent, eau de equinox, and a poppers perfume. Whether you're slugging colloidal silver, crazy for cryotherapy, addicted to acupuncture, or fit as a fiddle, this episode is just the alternative treatment the holistic healthcare practitioner ordered!Want even more from the impossibly creative and stylish Andrea Maack? Run to www.andreamaack.com and buy all of her perfumes (including Nose Candy-favorite Coven), and follow her on Instagram and TikTok @andreamaack.Fragrances Discussed:Coven by Andrea MaackJest by Andrea MaackBasillica by Milano FragranzeBell'Antonio by Hilde SolianiWave Child by Room 1015Comme Des Garçons RougeComme Des Garçons OriginalComme Des Garçons ZeroComme Des Garçons ConcreteComme Des Garçons GarageComme Des Garçons Man 2Comme Des Garçons 2Comme Des Garçons 3Comme des Garçons MarseilleAesop HwylCeramic by Andrea MaackZing by Andrea Maack

Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:L'eau d'Issey pour Homme by Issey Miyake Fragile Violet by EB FloralsCeleste by Giardini di ToscanaDior SauvageVersace ErosJean Paul Gaultier Le MaleComme des Garçons MarseilleLes Belles Fragrances Eau de CologneTonka Cola by ManceraDiurno by Milano FragranzeBasilica by Milano Fragranze

This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life! (Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)Fragrances(?) Discussed:????????Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP????????